COME UP TO THE LAB AND SEE WHAT'S ON THE SLAB...

Lord Raffles

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HEY PAUL, YOU FILTHY 42 OLD PERVERT FROM BROMLEY UK - TRYING TO GET 17 YEAR OLD GIRLS TO SPANK YOUR MID-LIFE BUTTOCKS? EITHER YOU DEPOSIT THE SUM OF £5,000 IN MY BANK ACCOUNT OR FACE AN EVEN HEAVIER FINE FROM YOUR WIFE MARY IN THE FORM OF DIVORCE!



LET THE SHOW BEGIN!


<northkentman> hello
<northkentman> omg
<northkentman> sorry
<northkentman> ur only 17
<leggy_blonde> i like older men
<northkentman> where r u please
<northkentman> do u ever come to south east london or kent
<northkentman> hi
<northkentman> ru there
<northkentman> ok i will go then
<northkentman> do u not want to chat
<leggy_blonde> not really
<leggy_blonde> changing my tampon
<northkentman> ru there
<northkentman> ok well i will go then
<northkentman> sorry i bothered u
<northkentman> what do u do anyway
<northkentman> hi
<northkentman> hello
<northkentman> ru there
<northkentman> ru very open minded
<leggy_blonde> yep
<leggy_blonde> i am
<leggy_blonde> open minded
<northkentman> what do u do
<northkentman> i am engineer
<northkentman> i would like to ask u something u may think odd and not like
<northkentman> hi
<northkentman> ok lets forget it then
<leggy_blonde> sorry
<leggy_blonde> my cat wanted to come in for a cuddle :)
<leggy_blonde> what is it you wanted to ask?
<northkentman> ok i hope ur ok with this
<leggy_blonde> go on
<northkentman> would u maybe spank a man 4 real across your knee if u could
<northkentman> hope u dont mind me asking this
<northkentman> and r not offended
<northkentman> odd as it may seem
<northkentman> bet u think i am mad now
<leggy_blonde> to be honest, i'll try anything at least once
<leggy_blonde> why not?
<northkentman> u see i would really love to have my bare bum hand smacked 4 real by a younger women across her knee
<northkentman> mad i know
<leggy_blonde> how young?
<leggy_blonde> i mean, i know 16 is legal and i'm 17
<northkentman> your age would be ok
<leggy_blonde> are you married? ;)
<northkentman> no sex just a spanking
<northkentman> i am and she is not at all into spankings would this put u off
<northkentman> hope not
<leggy_blonde> no it doesn't bother me
<leggy_blonde> i just wanna know
<leggy_blonde> do you love your wife?
<northkentman> would u enjoy spanking me
<northkentman> i do yes
<leggy_blonde> would u enjoy fucking me afterwards?
<northkentman> mad to ask a stranger i know
<northkentman> if u want me to go i will
<leggy_blonde> no it's not mad
<leggy_blonde> but i don't just wanna spank a guy
<leggy_blonde> that in itself isn't going to get me off
<leggy_blonde> i have a high sex drive i think for a girl my age
<leggy_blonde> i cum on penetration
<northkentman> i am not after sex i just would like my bum smacked u see
<northkentman> sorry
<leggy_blonde> ok ok ok
<leggy_blonde> my sorry
<leggy_blonde> you want your butt smacked?
<leggy_blonde> ok
<leggy_blonde> msn?
<northkentman> ru interested
<leggy_blonde> yeah
<leggy_blonde> i am
<leggy_blonde> this sounds fun ;)
<northkentman> you dont mind puting me across your kne bare bum
<leggy_blonde> not at all
<leggy_blonde> do you have a hairy arse?
<northkentman> a bit but i have been told it is a nice bum
<northkentman> have u a place to do it
<northkentman> we need 100% trust with each other
<leggy_blonde> ok...
<northkentman> too risky for anything to go wrong
<northkentman> could i trust u
<leggy_blonde> could i trsut you?
<northkentman> yes
<northkentman> honest just a spanking
<leggy_blonde> ...ok
<leggy_blonde> msn
<northkentman> i have but it has my name on it and until we have made 100% trust I would like u to email on my yaoo
<northkentman> yahoo
<northkentman> what u look like
<leggy_blonde> blonde
<leggy_blonde> thin face
<northkentman> so have u a place to do this in
<northkentman> i take it ur serious about doing this
<leggy_blonde> i have an apartment
<leggy_blonde> in hampstead
<leggy_blonde> it belongs to my uncle
<leggy_blonde> but he'll be away in the south of france
<northkentman> would it safe to do it there
<leggy_blonde> yes
<leggy_blonde> positive
<northkentman> how would you smack me
<leggy_blonde> i'd ask you
<leggy_blonde> since i've never done this before, hehe
<northkentman> ok
<northkentman> would u sit in a chair
<leggy_blonde> if you wanted me to
<northkentman> and take down my trousers and underpants
<leggy_blonde> would you want me to wear anything?
<northkentman> then tell me to get across your knee
<northkentman> jeans and tshirt
<leggy_blonde> you want me wearing that?
<leggy_blonde> no mini skirt or anything?
<leggy_blonde> i've got very nice legs
<leggy_blonde> :)
<northkentman> yes
<northkentman> u might have to put a towel on your lap b4 i go across you in case i cum
<leggy_blonde> will you be masturbating?
<northkentman> no
<leggy_blonde> you just cum anyway from spanking?
<leggy_blonde> that's pretty cool
<northkentman> will u want to smack hard
<leggy_blonde> any particular part?
<leggy_blonde> we're gonna have to discuss this, heheh
<northkentman> how u mean
<leggy_blonde> well
<leggy_blonde> do i smack your cheek, both at the same time
<leggy_blonde> around the anal hole area
<leggy_blonde> what?
<northkentman> alternate cheeks
<leggy_blonde> ok
<leggy_blonde> i'm getting this
<northkentman> how will this make u feel do u think
<leggy_blonde> it's kinda exciting making a guy cum like that i guess
<northkentman> i just want my bum smacked to be honest
<leggy_blonde> i understand that
<leggy_blonde> ok
<leggy_blonde> where are we taking this?
<leggy_blonde> what's the next stage in this?
<northkentman> how u mean
<leggy_blonde> well
<northkentman> i only want a spanking
<leggy_blonde> i can't be on ukchatterbox all the time
<leggy_blonde> no no no
<leggy_blonde> i know that
<leggy_blonde> i mean
<leggy_blonde> how do we approach this now?
<northkentman> email
<northkentman> have u a picture of u
<leggy_blonde> yes
<leggy_blonde> i do
<northkentman> or have u a female friend with a place we could maybe use and she could watch the spanking
<leggy_blonde> you want another girl to watch?
<leggy_blonde> maybe
<leggy_blonde> we'll have to ask my friend Carrie
<leggy_blonde> she's 19
<northkentman> i would like that
<northkentman> u do sem genuine <--- I'M THAT GOOD PAUL!!!
<northkentman> seem
<leggy_blonde> because i am?
<northkentman> too risky if ur not
<leggy_blonde> lol
<leggy_blonde> i understand the risk
<northkentman> i would so much like u to smack my bum
<leggy_blonde> i understand that
<leggy_blonde> hehe
<northkentman> will you be looking at my bum while you spank me
<northkentman> [email protected]
<leggy_blonde> ok babes
<leggy_blonde> yes i will be looking
<leggy_blonde> let me save that e-mail
<northkentman> will u be loking at my bum while you smack it
<northkentman> wow
<northkentman> can u send ur picture please
<leggy_blonde> yes i will do now
<leggy_blonde> give me a min to open up the stuff
<leggy_blonde> ok
<leggy_blonde> can i ask...
<leggy_blonde> ur name?
<leggy_blonde> I'm Jessica
<northkentman> what
<leggy_blonde> but you can call me Jess
<northkentman> ok
<northkentman> paul
<northkentman> will u want to teach me a lesson with the spanking
<leggy_blonde> yeah
<leggy_blonde> i will
<northkentman> ok
<leggy_blonde> hehehe
<leggy_blonde> am i allowed to use an implament?
<leggy_blonde> like a stick?
<leggy_blonde> or just my bare hands?
<northkentman> i would like hand but i did once have the slipper from an ex gf so maybe we could use that too
<northkentman> u r sure u dont mind doing this
<leggy_blonde> yeah go on
<leggy_blonde> you only live once
<leggy_blonde> listen
<leggy_blonde> i'm doing this wild thing, right?
<leggy_blonde> you smoke weed?
<northkentman> no
<leggy_blonde> ever tried it?
<northkentman> no
<northkentman> not interested
<northkentman> can u send email
<leggy_blonde> doing so now
<leggy_blonde> takes a while, i don't have broadband you see :(
<northkentman> i am grateful to u for agreeing to do this
<northkentman> will u do it as a favour
<leggy_blonde> ok
<leggy_blonde> attatching now
<leggy_blonde> give it a few minutes
<northkentman> ok thanks
<northkentman> u rely do seem very nice
<northkentman> really
<leggy_blonde> thanks Paul
<leggy_blonde> you seem like a sweet man, it's a pity your wife isn't as understanding
<leggy_blonde> i hate the idea of people living in denial
<northkentman> what a sad git asking u to smack my bum
<leggy_blonde> hey don't feel like that ,ok?
<northkentman> she is ok just does not want to do this
<northkentman> ok
<northkentman> i need a good spanking
<leggy_blonde> i understand what you're saying ;)
<northkentman> i will try to kep still for you ok
<northkentman> keep
<northkentman> email
<leggy_blonde> it's taking forever for this attatchment
<leggy_blonde> but it's a good photo
<leggy_blonde> the best i could find
<leggy_blonde> it';s like a megabite
<leggy_blonde> which is a lot for me on this crappy connection
<northkentman> ok
<northkentman> will u be strict with me
<leggy_blonde> very
<leggy_blonde> my friend, could she join in?
<leggy_blonde> ok paul
<leggy_blonde> sending now
<leggy_blonde> finally attatched the fucker, hehehe
<northkentman> could i go acros her knee after and she has a turn spanking me herself
<northkentman> if she wants to that is
<leggy_blonde> ok
<leggy_blonde> ok
<leggy_blonde> the e-mail is sent
<leggy_blonde> i'm the girl on the left
<leggy_blonde> in the blue top
<northkentman> just waiting
<northkentman> u r very nice looking
<northkentman> i am going to enjoy having my bum smacked across your knee
<leggy_blonde> hehehe
<northkentman> will i go across your friends knee after for her to have a go
<leggy_blonde> why not?
<northkentman> ok if she does not mind
<northkentman> is she in the picture
<leggy_blonde> no
<leggy_blonde> she isn't
<northkentman> will spanking me make u smile
<leggy_blonde> maybe
<leggy_blonde> ;)
<northkentman> i want you to enjoy doing it
<northkentman> this is very important
<leggy_blonde> i'm sure i will
<leggy_blonde> i am good looking enouugh, right?
<leggy_blonde> my bf told me i was a munter when he dumped me three months ago :(
<northkentman> oh yes
<leggy_blonde> awww, thank you paul
<northkentman> i want you to please smack my bum good
<leggy_blonde> i will
<leggy_blonde> i'll really smack that bum of yours
<leggy_blonde> constantly
<leggy_blonde> it'll be red raw
<northkentman> the smacking sound will be loud
<leggy_blonde> yeah it will
<northkentman> if ur friend is having a go how many smacks will you give me before she has her tuen
<leggy_blonde> you have to send me a photograph too
<northkentman> tern
<northkentman> ok
<northkentman> i trust u
<leggy_blonde> thank you Paul, I trust you too
<northkentman> whos email addres is that
<northkentman> address
<leggy_blonde> that's mine
<leggy_blonde> send it to that
<northkentman> its a bloke <--- oh fuck... did I ruin it?... NO!!!
<leggy_blonde> it's just my bro's old account
<northkentman> ru sure
<leggy_blonde> positive
<leggy_blonde> do you trust me?
<northkentman> ok
<leggy_blonde> i trust you
<northkentman> again i am trusting u <--- HA HA, I WOULDN'T!!!
<northkentman> i am
<northkentman> cos i would be sending some pictures and 1 is of my bum u see
<northkentman> this is like a dream come true u offereing to do this
<leggy_blonde> awww, really?
<northkentman> its made me happy
<northkentman> yes
<northkentman> so its safe to send the pictures
<leggy_blonde> yes i'm sure
<leggy_blonde> i changed the pssword for the account
<leggy_blonde> he just set it up for me when i first got into the net
<northkentman> so u want to see my bum
<leggy_blonde> yeah
<leggy_blonde> i do
<northkentman> ok
<leggy_blonde> but i also wanna see ya face you know
<northkentman> ok
<leggy_blonde> what's ur wife called, if you don't mind me asking
<leggy_blonde> you been with her many years?
<northkentman> i sent it
<northkentman> Mary
<northkentman> am i bad asking u to do this
<leggy_blonde> well
<leggy_blonde> i'll have to spank you
<leggy_blonde> to make up for it
<leggy_blonde> wont I?
<northkentman> yes
<northkentman> did u get it
<leggy_blonde> wait there
<leggy_blonde> loading them
<leggy_blonde> very nice shape
<leggy_blonde> i have to admit, much nicer than i first thought
<leggy_blonde> sweet
<leggy_blonde> i'll get cut off in a second
<leggy_blonde> but i'll be right back, ok?
<northkentman> did u see it
<leggy_blonde> yes i did
<leggy_blonde> i said i liked it
<leggy_blonde> hehe
<northkentman> how good is my bum do u think
<leggy_blonde> on a scale of 1-10?
<leggy_blonde> 8.5
<northkentman> yes
<northkentman> thanks
<leggy_blonde> ur welcome
<northkentman> so u wil enjoy smacking it
<leggy_blonde> i sure as hell will




THERE IS NO GOD!

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Tyrant

New Member
The Classical Führer.
 

Lord Raffles

New Member
agrios says:
hi
Jessica says:
hey
Jessica says:
so
Jessica says:
what do you think?
Jessica says:
hot huh?
agrios says:
u r quite hot but u r not the only one. would u like to see something hot too?
Jessica says:
what?
agrios says:
a part of an ancient god's body. it may shock u
Jessica says:
ok
Jessica says:

Jessica says:
can i show you something too?
agrios says:
yes
Lord Raffles says:
I'M REALLY A MAN
Lord Raffles says:
EWWW, YOU'RE A GAY!
Lord Raffles says:
YOU SHOW YOUR DICK TO OTHER MEN!!
Lord Raffles says:
I KNEW ALEXANDER THE GREAT WAS GAY...
Lord Raffles says:
BUT ARE ALL GREEK GAYS UTTER FAGGOTS?
agrios says:
hahahaha
agrios says:
u r mad
Lord Raffles says:
U R GAY!!!
agrios says:
whatever
Lord Raffles says:
and a greek
Lord Raffles says:
i don't know which one is worse
Lord Raffles says:
being greek or a fag
Lord Raffles says:
a fag in denial
Lord Raffles says:
who shows his dick off on the net
agrios says:
hate us
Lord Raffles says:
dude, you know that's pathetic
agrios says:
just hate us
Lord Raffles says:
showing your dick on the internet to random people
Lord Raffles says:
hey dude
Lord Raffles says:
hate yourself
Lord Raffles says:
you show your dick on the net to people
Lord Raffles says:
what are you? a sad flasher without the guts to do it in public?
 

Lord Raffles

New Member
<tinymember1> hello?
<tinymember1> u sound hot hun
<tinymember1> get me thinkin bout u naked and in lace tops then stop speakin
<tinymember1> thats not cool lol
<leggy_blonde> i'm fat
<leggy_blonde> and my minge is hairy
<leggy_blonde> and it smells of fish
<leggy_blonde> sorry to burst your bubble
<tinymember1> lol
<tinymember1> thats ok hun
<tinymember1> i dont mind
<tinymember1> u can still add me if u want? dont care what u look like ok
<leggy_blonde> look mate
<leggy_blonde> i go on ukchatterbox to find a shag
<leggy_blonde> that's the only reason
<leggy_blonde> i like to shag older men
<leggy_blonde> older men with something to offer?
<tinymember1> kool
<leggy_blonde> do you fit that critera?
<leggy_blonde> if so, talk
<leggy_blonde> if not, fuck off
<tinymember1> what do u want?
<leggy_blonde> um...
<tinymember1> what do u want?
<leggy_blonde> um...
<leggy_blonde> i wanna get fucked
<leggy_blonde> hard
<leggy_blonde> then i wanna be fucked gently
<leggy_blonde> i wanna just experience a man's dick in my pussy
<tinymember1> go 4 it pls tell me
<leggy_blonde> i wanna feel him explode
<leggy_blonde> inside me
<leggy_blonde> i'm on the pill
<leggy_blonde> and i'm clean
<leggy_blonde> all the guys i go with have to have STD checks
<leggy_blonde> i like my fucking to be natural
<leggy_blonde> almost animalistic
<tinymember1> thats cool
<leggy_blonde> bare and brutal
<leggy_blonde> primitive, like man's instinct
<tinymember1> wow am up 4 that hun
<leggy_blonde> very good
<leggy_blonde> then we'll begin
<leggy_blonde> how much do you earn a year?
<tinymember1> 15000-20000
<leggy_blonde> minimum wage?
<tinymember1> yeah sorry
<leggy_blonde> hmmm... working class eh?
<leggy_blonde> depends what you do...
<tinymember1> yeah
<leggy_blonde> builder?
<tinymember1> yeah
<leggy_blonde> ooooh...
<tinymember1> scaffolding
<leggy_blonde> now that's interesting
<leggy_blonde> but i wanna get one fucking thing straight
<tinymember1> y is that hun?
<leggy_blonde> you treat me with respect
<leggy_blonde> you treat me like a fucking princess
<tinymember1> yeah
<leggy_blonde> i've seen the way builders man handle some girls in the pub on a friday night
<leggy_blonde> even fucking attempt to treat me like a bitch and i'll fucking bite your cock off
<leggy_blonde> understand?
<tinymember1> i would treat u rite hun
<leggy_blonde> good
<leggy_blonde> then we'll continue
<leggy_blonde> msn
<tinymember1> yes
<tinymember1> [email protected]

...would you?
 

Lord Raffles

New Member
crumble says:
can i ask a fav off u?
Jessica says:
ask away!!!
crumble says:
can u put ur cam on so i cud av a look at ur legs pls
Jessica says:
no
Jessica says:
i will not
Jessica says:
i'm tired
Jessica says:
and my mouth hurts
Jessica says:
been sucking cock all night at this sex party
Jessica says:
so no
Jessica says:
i feel shitty
crumble says:
ok
 

Starship Coyote

Original Gangster!
This line right here:

<leggy_blonde> changing my tampon

A normal person would have smelled a rat with that statement but a pervert... that's a freaking dinner gong for them.

I almost fell out of my chair reading that.

LR, this shit is priceless. Good show! :lol:
 

Lord Raffles

New Member
'HUNKY BIKER' (20 YEARS OLD) WHO CAN'T EVEN DRIVE... GIVES RAFFLES HIS MOBIL NUMBER AT THE DROP OF A HAT!!!!

<hunkybiker11> hi
<leggy_blonde> hunkybiker...
<leggy_blonde> hells angels always have the bigger cocks
<leggy_blonde> and the best drugs
<leggy_blonde> don't you agree?
<hunkybiker11> yes
<hunkybiker11> how u no
<leggy_blonde> cause i've fucked around
<leggy_blonde> how do you think?
<leggy_blonde> chavs are too vigerous, goths cry too much...
<leggy_blonde> but hells angels give it good
<hunkybiker11> so do i lol
<leggy_blonde> they understand it's all to do with long, good strokes
<hunkybiker11> cool
<hunkybiker11> so wot u up 2
<leggy_blonde> i'm on a chat room
<leggy_blonde> taking in about 30 private messages
<leggy_blonde> simply because i'm a girl
<leggy_blonde> how do you think that feels?
<hunkybiker11> i bet u pissed off shall i leave
<leggy_blonde> yeah you betterl; unless you got a chopper
<leggy_blonde> in that case, drive down to hampstead
<leggy_blonde> pick me up
<leggy_blonde> and fuck me on MDMA
<hunkybiker11> i cant hun
<hunkybiker11> do u want my number
<leggy_blonde> sure
<leggy_blonde> hand it over
<hunkybiker11> will u send me a pick
<leggy_blonde> i sure as hell will
<leggy_blonde> if ur anything to go by
<hunkybiker11> wot u mean hun
<leggy_blonde> well if your a hunky biker
<leggy_blonde> and can come pick me up
<leggy_blonde> this could go somewhere ;)
<leggy_blonde> so send the no hun
<hunkybiker11> it could but i cant drive
<leggy_blonde> oh
<leggy_blonde> well do you own a motorbike at least?
<hunkybiker11> no im doin my test next year sumtime
<leggy_blonde> ok
<leggy_blonde> number?
<leggy_blonde> i'll send a pic now
<leggy_blonde> of my legs
<leggy_blonde> but you gotta send a pic back
<leggy_blonde> deal?
<hunkybiker11> got no cred but i will soon
<hunkybiker11> or dont send apic till i send u 1
<leggy_blonde> hey
<leggy_blonde> i'll send the pic now
<leggy_blonde> it kinda turns me on, and my cam is fucked
<hunkybiker11> ok
<leggy_blonde> so i can't go on msn to do it
<leggy_blonde> cool :)
<hunkybiker11> 07955259321

BETTER CHANGE THAT MOBIL NUMBER NOW...
 

Tyrant

New Member
Now give that phone number to another mark, and give him that mark's number... they'd call each other... a shame we couldn't record the telephone conversation. :lol:
 

Cranky Bastard

New Member
I wonder how far you could get with a handle like big_titted_blonde...

Probably farther.
 

Lord Raffles

New Member
MEANWHILE WITH ANOTHER VICTIM...

sel says:
hola
Jessica says:
hey
Jessica says:
you still got my number? 07955259321
Jessica says:
wow
Jessica says:
hot
sel says:
still no pic
Jessica says:
right we're doing this
sel says:
sweet
sel says:
doing wot?
Jessica says:
fucking muscles; i want those arms wrapped around me right now
Jessica says:
where are you in london?
sel says:
islington
Jessica says:
ok
Jessica says:
Hampstead I'm at
Jessica says:
you got my mobil?
Jessica says:
I got my uncle's apartment for the week, do you wanna come around?
Jessica says:
it's at the heath
Jessica says:
nice apartment, three floors
sel says:
wots the catch?
Jessica says:
no catch
sel says:

Jessica says:
i just wanna fuck
Jessica says:
christ, lol
Jessica says:
yeah
Jessica says:
that's it
sel says:
can come around
Jessica says:
brilliant
sel says:
when?
Jessica says:
my name's Jessica in case you can't tell
Jessica says:
NOW if you can
Jessica says:
call me
Jessica says:
let's talk
sel says:
number again
Jessica says:
07955259321
sel says:
its ringing
sel says:
not yr number
Jessica says:
pardon?
sel says:
just called a guy picked up
Jessica says:
i'll be dammned if it isn't
sel says:
what the fuck is this shit?
 

Lord Raffles

New Member
MEANWHILE A WELSH DORK FROM CARDIFF SHOWERS, SHAVES, GETS HIS BEST CLOTHES AND SMELLS HIS OWN BREATH IN PERSUIT OF SHAGGING JESSICA (AKA RAFFLES). HE'S FINALLY MADE IT, HE'S FINALLY GOING TO SHAG A GIRL ON THE INTERNET WHO'S SWEET. HE'S GOING TO PICK JESSICA/RAFFLES UP FROM CARDIFF STATION IN AN HOUR... BUT IT'S ALL IN VAIN, BECAUSE ITHE WHOLE THING IS A FABRICATION AND ISN'T GOING TO HAPPEN! HAHAHA I'VE GIVEN SOMEONE SOMETHING TO FEEL ASHAMED ABOUT!!!!

LorD oF ThE LovE says:

Jessica says:
Well Cardiff boy
Jessica says:
Gonna show a London lass a good time?
LorD oF ThE LovE says:

LorD oF ThE LovE says:
where u from !
Jessica says:
...London
LorD oF ThE LovE says:
mmmm
LorD oF ThE LovE says:
nice
LorD oF ThE LovE says:
do u hv cam pls
Jessica says:
not on this laptop
LorD oF ThE LovE says:

LorD oF ThE LovE says:
can u send me ur pic pls
Jessica says:
can you see it in my avatar?
LorD oF ThE LovE says:
nope
LorD oF ThE LovE says:
send me pls
Jessica sends:



Transfer of "Blonde.jpg" is complete.

LorD oF ThE LovE says:
nice pircing
Jessica says:
like it?
Jessica says:
so
Jessica says:
pic?
LorD oF ThE LovE says:
yes its nice
LorD oF ThE LovE says:

LorD oF ThE LovE sends:

Open(Alt+P)

You have successfully received C:\Documents and Settings\delvin\My Documents\My Received Files\BraveHearT_Tr2003.jpg from LorD oF ThE LovE .

Jessica says:
WOW
Jessica says:
fucking FIT
Jessica says:
what you doing tonight? you single?
Jessica says:
I'm up for some fun
Jessica says:
everyone else is going to bed
LorD oF ThE LovE says:
ohh ic
LorD oF ThE LovE says:
i just stay at home
LorD oF ThE LovE says:
y,
Jessica says:
you in Cardiff yes?
LorD oF ThE LovE says:

LorD oF ThE LovE says:
why
Jessica says:
... you alone?
LorD oF ThE LovE says:

Jessica says:
...ok...
Jessica says:
i think you can guess where this is going... right?
LorD oF ThE LovE says:
wut u like stay with me tonight
Jessica says:
that would be very cool
Jessica says:
can you come pick me up?
LorD oF ThE LovE says:
if were together so what wut u like
Jessica says:
... fancy a 69 for starters?
Jessica says:
I got a Brazillion on friday... smooth as an eel
Jessica says:
I knew I'd find a cardiff boy, hehe
LorD oF ThE LovE says:
mm sound gre8
Jessica says:
welsh lads are always up for a laugh
LorD oF ThE LovE says:
i dont have a gf to good shag at mom
Jessica says:
well that's not the case tonight, is it?
LorD oF ThE LovE says:
i need wonderful a shag with any girl
LorD oF ThE LovE says:

LorD oF ThE LovE says:
mmm
LorD oF ThE LovE says:
dont know
Jessica says:
u drive?
LorD oF ThE LovE says:
what u think
Jessica says:
i think we may just make sunday an interesting night for once
Jessica says:
if ur anything like your pic...
Jessica says:
first thing i'm doing is jumping on you
Jessica says:
lol

LorD oF ThE LovE just sent you a Nudge!

Jessica says:
hey
Jessica says:
so we doing this then?
Jessica says:
my name's Jessica btw
LorD oF ThE LovE says:
my name is Bora
LorD oF ThE LovE says:
nice to meet u babz
LorD oF ThE LovE says:

LorD oF ThE LovE says:
i love french much
Jessica says:
you too Bora...
Jessica says:
me too
Jessica says:
i love to tongue
Jessica says:
i got a great tongue, piercing... it's amazing for blow jobs
Jessica says:
i can't wait to suck your cock as we 69
Jessica says:
i want you to lick me out
LorD oF ThE LovE says:
u r great and horny more than me honey
Jessica says:
oh... you having doubts sweet?
LorD oF ThE LovE says:

LorD oF ThE LovE says:
ohh i luv licking so long
Jessica says:
so...
LorD oF ThE LovE says:
do u hv hand fone !
Jessica says:
we doing this?
Jessica says:
yes i do
LorD oF ThE LovE says:
mmmm yes babz
Jessica says:
ok
Jessica says:
can you drive?
LorD oF ThE LovE says:
give me ur no pls
LorD oF ThE LovE says:
yes i do
Jessica says:
07955259321
Jessica says:
I'll be outside the station
Jessica says:
come meet me now
Jessica says:
you'll recognize me - i'll be wearing a white mini skirt
Jessica says:
with cute shoes
Jessica says:
their high heel
Jessica says:
nice lace going up the leg
LorD oF ThE LovE says:
mmm
LorD oF ThE LovE says:
do u hv any new pic to know u better
Jessica says:
that's the only one o my laptop
Jessica says:
but it was taken on wednesday last week
Jessica says:
so i havn't changed much
Jessica says:
i'm going to go now
LorD oF ThE LovE says:

Jessica says:
i'll wait for you at the station
LorD oF ThE LovE says:
give me 1 hour then
LorD oF ThE LovE says:
cant wait give u good shag tonight babz
Jessica says:
i'm gonna go shower too in fact
Jessica says:
wanna smell sweet for you
Jessica says:
hehe me neither babes
LorD oF ThE LovE says:
ohh babz
Jessica says:
ok, afk - shower
LorD oF ThE LovE says:
ru ready in a hour !
Jessica says:
yeah
LorD oF ThE LovE says:
nice
Jessica says:
i'll be ready in 30 mins
LorD oF ThE LovE says:
cu babz
Jessica says:
hun
LorD oF ThE LovE says:

LorD oF ThE LovE says:
tra
 

Lord Raffles

New Member
BACK ON MSN, "SEL" DECIDES TO COMPLAIN TO BILL GATES PERSONALLY BECAUSE THE INTERNET DID NOT FULFILL HIS LIFELONG FANTASY OF FUCKING A 17 YEAR OLD GIRL ON THE INTERNET.​

Jessica says:
call me 07955259321

sel says:
i already did
sel says:
wont do it again
Jessica says:
you fucking waste of space
Jessica says:
you're probably a queer anyway
sel says:
it aint yr numba
sel says:
yr probably a prossy askin 4 money
Jessica says:
yeah right
sel says:
a complaint has been made 2 microsoft


PWNED!!!
 

Lord Raffles

New Member
SEL STRIKES BACK!!!​

Jessica says:
i'm still waiting for Bill Gates to tell me off for not fulfilling your sexual fantasy
sel says:
lol
sel says:
it aint bill that i contacted
sel says:
i like yr humour
sel says:
but it aint nice messin me round
sel says:
some poor guy receivin calls
Jessica says:
hey you know what?
Jessica says:
the poor guy isn't 6 years old
Jessica says:
he's 20
Jessica says:
so he should know better
Jessica says:
handing your number out randomly on the internet?
Jessica says:
wtf?
sel says:
who zdat
sel says:
some guy u met in a chat room
Jessica says:
i call them victims
sel says:
lol
Jessica says:
http://www.trollkingdom.net/forum/showthread.php?t=68959
sel says:
anyway....u carry on
sel says:
i just wanted a nice funny chat
Jessica says:
read that thread
Jessica says:
it's hilarious
Jessica says:
you'll understand in greater clarity
sel says:
not thread
sel says:
threat
Jessica says:
noo
Jessica says:
thread
Jessica says:
the thread on the forum
Jessica says:
http://www.trollkingdom.net/forum/showthread.php?t=68959
Jessica says:
here
sel says:
lol
sel says:
sum idiot
sel says:
anyway so u r loo kin 4 more victims then?
Jessica says:
yeah
sel says:
nothin better to do on a sunday nite?
Jessica says:
nah
Jessica says:
TV is shit on a sunday
Jessica says:
and the movies are all repeats
Jessica says:
may as well be constructive
Jessica says:
and exercise my genius of sociology
Jessica says:
and mass psychology
sel says:
thats not psycology or sociology....u may wanna read freud
sel says:
but if yr havin fun
Jessica says:
hey you know what, you may wanna read encyclopediadramatica
sel says:
encyclopedies are for references not for reading....finished uni 3 yrs ago
sel says:
anyway
sel says:
aslong as u enjoy yrself
Jessica says:
hey dude
sel says:
call it woteva u want
sel says:
yup
Jessica says:
don't take it out on me that you got a hard on for nothing
Jessica says:
sorry if it hurt your feelings like
Jessica says:
but i frankly don't care
Jessica says:
and mentionion freud is so passe
sel says:
u cant give me a hard on....lol
Jessica says:
why don't you discuss something a little more in depth
sel says:
i need women 4 dat
Jessica says:
like schopenhauer, Nieztche, Clauswitz
sel says:
not gyals
Jessica says:
Borderox
sel says:
nietsche
Jessica says:
why not a little bit of Chamrpolonge?
sel says:
die geburt der tragoedie
Jessica says:
hey listen
Jessica says:
i don't care if you can speak another language
sel says:
read em all
Jessica says:
doesn';t make your argument any more valid
sel says:
hegel
Jessica says:
yeah right
sel says:
marx
sel says:
nietsche
Jessica says:
marx is a materialstic fucktard, like you
sel says:
kant
Jessica says:
you're only interested in the temptations of the flesh
sel says:
u dont even know what he means by dialectic materializm
sel says:
yr iq is 2 low
sel says:
not really
Jessica says:
and for that you whin to bill gates saying 'oh why doesn't the internet give me 17 year olds anymore... why doesn't my discussion about freud work on student girls anymore???'
sel says:
he s an economist
sel says:
listen little madam
Jessica says:
hey listen to me
Jessica says:
i don't care
Jessica says:
i'm spent and done with you
Jessica says:
i got what i wanted
sel says:
really not interested in u in the way u r interested in me
Jessica says:
why do you even bother to continue, mediocrity?
Jessica says:
hey you know what?
Jessica says:
you came on to me first
Jessica says:
you came looking for a chat
Jessica says:
and i gave you one
sel says:
u r nothin but a young narcist
Jessica says:
you can pming me
Jessica says:
yeah well wouldn't you be a narcissit?
Jessica says:
if you had 40 guys trying to pm you at once?
Jessica says:
one of you has to be pwned
Jessica says:
you deserve it, hahahaha
sel says:
didnt really check yr age....no need...never loo k 4 punani online....
sel says:
wots da point
Jessica says:
yeah right
Jessica says:
log files prove otherwise
Jessica says:
dickweed
sel says:
gettin nuff off it
sel says:
that may not b yr real pic
sel says:
but mine is
sel says:
and i m 30
Jessica says:
yeah and you look more fat than muscle
Jessica says:
if truth be told
sel says:
dont do any1 below 25
sel says:
dont like teaching the basics
Jessica says:
good, then go try fuck another 17 year old
sel says:
not really
sel says:
yr just a naive narcist
sel says:
dont teach teens
Jessica says:
haha, and you're just pwned
Jessica says:
and in denial
sel says:
not really
Jessica says:
yeah really
sel says:
denial is the only way out for a felon
Jessica says:
you even phoned the number
sel says:
listen hun.....not interested in u in that way
Jessica says:
so don't tell me you don't go looking for pussy on the net
sel says:
not realy
sel says:
tried u
Jessica says:
why the fuck do you even bother talking to girls on the net
Jessica says:
you're such a pathetic loser
Jessica says:
and everyone can see it
sel says:
do u really think i m that dumb
sel says:
lol
Jessica says:
in fact, the fact that you're still here
Jessica says:
and can't block me
Jessica says:
proves it
Jessica says:
you want to stay
Jessica says:
to prove something
sel says:
sure
Jessica says:
but you've got nothing to prove
Jessica says:
apart from making vauge comparisons to Freud
Jessica says:
because that's the only psychologist that came to your head
sel says:
no just wanted to chat 2 c what u r up2
sel says:
lol
Jessica says:
funny how it's among one of the most famous you quoted
sel says:
u make me laugh
Jessica says:
it's like quoting marx
Jessica says:
so fucking passe
sel says:
marx is never passe
Jessica says:
look, not interested
Jessica says:
you're pwned
Jessica says:
you're a victim
sel says:
i read him in the original....in german
Jessica says:
the more you type, the more i have to post on TK
Jessica says:
you understand the forumla?
sel says:
u d never understand him
Jessica says:
you did go to university, didn't you?
sel says:
or his followers
Jessica says:
so this shouldn't be too difficult for you to understand
Jessica says:
yeah right commie
Jessica says:
like i wanna
sel says:
i m proud of being a socialist....u cant b a commie
sel says:
thats how much u know
sel says:
by the way inventer of communism comes from this countrt
sel says:
his name is sir thomas moore
sel says:
not marx
sel says:
1582
Jessica says:
hey well your socialism breeds incompetance
Jessica says:
it's cowardice
sel says:
under sherrif to henry8
Jessica says:
it disintegrates the impulse of sportsmanship
Jessica says:
it hinders people from achieving their natural abilities
sel says:
not really
Jessica says:
it aims to appease every cripple
Jessica says:
every lame person
Jessica says:
every weakling that can't stand the test of history
sel says:
it makes people share
sel says:
and become collectivists
Jessica says:
why do i want to share?
Jessica says:
with dorks like you?
Jessica says:
if humanity is made of such base materialists like you, why should i share with you?
sel says:
u cant anyway
Jessica says:
socialism just equates everything to property
Jessica says:
it simply seperates the world into the havs and have ots
sel says:
2 b a socialist u need something u dont have
Jessica says:
nots*
Jessica says:
it's so pathetic
sel says:
a brain
Jessica says:
a brain, yeah right
Jessica says:
that's why all socialist countries end up massacring more people than hitler
Jessica says:
mao killed 50 million
Jessica says:
hitler's six million seems so mediocre
Jessica says:
you're pathetic
sel says:
no actually 15million
Jessica says:
no it's 50 million
sel says:
but i never said i m a maoist
Jessica says:
have you even read anything about Mao?
Jessica says:
well maoism stems from socialism
Jessica says:
so thus socialism must all be evil
sel says:
mao tse dong
Jessica says:
the same historic argument that a commie would use against fascism
sel says:
leader of china
Jessica says:
so i can use it back at you
Jessica says:
and make you eat your own ass
sel says:
yup read a lot bout him
sel says:
nope u need brains to make me do anything
sel says:
us socialists are chess players...we know our opponents move upfront
Jessica says:
you socialists know fuck all
Jessica says:
you life in fantasy
sel says:
u fascists may like yr NSDAP
Jessica says:
socialism destroys the creative spirit
sel says:
or hitler
sel says:
but we dont
Jessica says:
yeah well socialism destroys the creative spirit, like i said
Jessica says:
everyone equal?
Jessica says:
DO grow up
sel says:
even though my family was ss
Jessica says:
and stop listening to the smiths
Jessica says:
and get a fucking proper world view
sel says:
u r sayin that to me....ideologistically empty
sel says:
hirnverbrannt
sel says:
in german
Jessica says:
i don't care
Jessica says:
you're just angry that there is no sex for you tonight
sel says:
i know u dont
sel says:
told u ....u need iq
Jessica says:
so why even bother?
sel says:
i will have sex 2nite
sel says:
lol
Jessica says:
that's cheap from someone who's spending his time arguing with someone with no IQ
Jessica says:
why not go argue with a dog
sel says:
got a g/f
Jessica says:
or a cat
Jessica says:
if that's the case
sel says:
rite next 2 me
Jessica says:
yeah right
Jessica says:
well GF check out this link
Jessica says:
http://www.trollkingdom.net/forum/showthread.php?p=970564#post970564 scroll down GF
Jessica says:
you'll see your BF looking for sex with another girl
Jessica says:
he even tried calling
sel says:
u r the 1 that likes 2 lie....i dont need 2...only people that r scared of things lie
sel says:
sure i did.....lol
Jessica says:
yeah well it's down there
Jessica says:
i have no need to lie right now
Jessica says:
you do
Jessica says:
you got your GF, if she even exists
sel says:
?
Jessica says:
to come to the computer
sel says:
and that would b
Jessica says:
to prove your own autistic point
Jessica says:
i dare you
Jessica says:
if you stand by your GF
Jessica says:
to go to that link
Jessica says:
and show her what you said
Jessica says:
http://www.trollkingdom.net/forum/showthread.php?p=970564#post970564
Jessica says:
http://www.trollkingdom.net/forum/showthread.php?p=970564#post970564
http://www.trollkingdom.net/forum/showthread.php?p=970564#post970564

Jessica says:
come onh
Jessica says:
click it
Jessica says:
show your girlfriend
sel says:
i wont get the link.....it may b a virus....a bit like u
Jessica says:
yeah right
Jessica says:
that's so fucking cheap
Jessica says:
you've even visisted thje link
sel says:
is it
Jessica says:
hahaha
Jessica says:
so pwned
Jessica says:
well your GF will eventually see it anyway
Jessica says:
http://www.trollkingdom.net/forum/showthread.php?p=970564#post970564
Jessica says:
then you're fucked
sel says:
yr cheap....i didnt even swear throughout our conversation
Jessica says:
trying it on with 17 year old girls?
Jessica says:
yeah and?>
Jessica says:
what's wrong with swearing?
sel says:
u cant stop swearing
Jessica says:
you speak german, a form of oral guff anyway
Jessica says:
gutteral disgusting language
Jessica says:
used by nazis
Jessica says:
to enslave poles and jews
Jessica says:
fuck you
sel says:
it shows the level of intelligence in communication
Jessica says:
yeah it shows your cowardice to go to this link http://www.trollkingdom.net/forum/showthread.php?p=970564#post970564
Jessica says:
and show your girlfriend
sel says:
lets not get racist
Jessica says:
that you were trying to fuck a 17 year old
Jessica says:
that's not racist, it's culturalist
Jessica says:
get it right university prick
Jessica says:
if you even went to university
Jessica says:
which i doubt
sel says:
not really thats racist
Jessica says:
you're an 80s moron stuck in a thatcher hate mentality
sel says:
yup
sel says:
i did
Jessica says:
where everything comes down to being a red
Jessica says:
grow up
Jessica says:
get over it
Jessica says:
the 80s are other
sel says:
a place u can nevber go 2
Jessica says:
Duran Duran are dead
Jessica says:
and so is socialism
sel says:
u know y?
Jessica says:
the 80s?
sel says:
u need BRAINS
sel says:
lol
Jessica says:
hahah yeah i really wanna go to the 80s
Jessica says:
GREAT haircuts
Jessica says:
AMAZING clothes
Jessica says:
WONDERFUL music
Jessica says:
HAHAHAHA
sel says:
No uni
Jessica says:
have you even heard yourself??
sel says:
not 80
Jessica says:
oh i wentto uni
Jessica says:
my family are oxford educated
sel says:
sure u did
sel says:
studied bulls**t?
Jessica says:
we type 'you' instead of 'u' for a start
sel says:
sure they r.....oxford farm?
Jessica says:
hey it's better than commie poverty farm
Jessica says:
or should i say animal farm?
Jessica says:
hahahaha
sel says:
cant b bothered typin that much
Jessica says:
fuck you"!
sel says:
well u see, i speak 5 languages....u probably 2....a bit of enlish....and a bit of vicky pollard
Jessica says:
yeah five languages
sel says:
plz
Jessica says:
you probably speak two
Jessica says:
english and german
sel says:
i dont fuck girls...only women
Jessica says:
you speak the german because youre from a family of nazis in the ss
sel says:
dont offer it again...i ll b offended lol
Jessica says:
who wanted you to keep their cultural, aryan roots
sel says:
arian
Jessica says:
and as a result of growing up inb the 80s with the thatcher years and right wing politics being out of fashion, you join the other students
sel says:
not aryan
Jessica says:
no it's Aryan
sel says:
doesnt exist anyway
Jessica says:
get it right dickhead
sel says:
i didnt ask 4 yr surname
Jessica says:
so you join the other students in self loathing at being a offbreed of nazi ss murderers
Jessica says:
and fascist exterminators
Jessica says:
so you think by pretending to be a commie you'll get a place in heaven
Jessica says:
which in your heart you do believe
sel says:
i m a socialist...remember....u r the fascist
sel says:
i dont believe in heaven
sel says:
i m a dialectic materialist
Jessica says:
whatever
sel says:
but u dont know wot that means
Jessica says:
you're just a sad ideologist
Jessica says:
with nothing to show for it
Jessica says:
your boring to take to parties since it always comes down to politics
Jessica says:
right down to what coffe we're drinking this morning
Jessica says:
you're a boring waste of space
sel says:
i do have a few scars from revulutionary warfare
Jessica says:
like all politically minded fuckwitts
sel says:
if thats wot u mean by showing sumthin
Jessica says:
yeah riht
Jessica says:
where you serve? Mozambique?
Jessica says:
hahahaha
sel says:
nope
sel says:
eastern turkey
Jessica says:
that's pathetic
sel says:
didnt serve no army
Jessica says:
fighting other people
sel says:
only serve people
Jessica says:
you fight people
Jessica says:
you're a fascist fuck
Jessica says:
you use violence to get what you want
sel says:
no....gettin confused again
Jessica says:
hitler would probably pat you on the back
sel says:
i m socialist
Jessica says:
along with your nazi grandparents
sel says:
u r the fascist
sel says:
doubt it
Jessica says:
whos hands are no doubtt stained with the blood of countless jews
sel says:
but u talk simmilar to the FUEHRER
sel says:
anyway was nice chattin 2 u
sel says:
need to go
Jessica says:
bye bye wannabe faggot socialist hitler lover in denial
sel says:
got sum reading to do
Jessica says:
i hope the aryan genes in you implode
Jessica says:
and destroy your aryan soul
sel says:
ooops...u cant....NO BRAINS>>>>lol
Jessica says:
and thus cease the creative aryan spirit within you
Jessica says:
good bye!!!
Jessica says:
and give my regards to bill gates
Jessica says:
who i'm sure will send me a personal letter
 

Lord Raffles

New Member
BACK FROM HIS SHOWER, SHAVED AND WITH HIS BEST CLOTHES (WITH EXTRA EMPHASIS PLACED ON BRUSHING HIS TONGUE) , THE WELSH DORK RETURNS...​

Jessica says:
u ready for this?
LorD oF ThE LovE says:
yes
Jessica says:
I'm leaving now
Jessica says:
i'll be at the station
Jessica says:
pick me up
LorD oF ThE LovE says:
ok
Jessica says:
laterz XXXX
LorD oF ThE LovE says:
give me 15 min
LorD oF ThE LovE says:
cu
Jessica says:
XXX u too hun XXX

YEAH... SEE YOU THERE... HA HA HA HA
 
Ahhhh yes, "Paul" illustrates why male bottoms seem so odd to me.

Just tell the girl what you want, if she walks away, then don't worry. Instead he's constantly like "If that's ok...I know I'm odd...I know I'm scum...but I can't help myself." Why would anyone want to do anything with a quivering wreck like that.

Raffles, Good stuff!
 

Cranky Bastard

New Member
It takes a self-loather to want to be spanked, humiliated. He's hoping someone helps him out... a sadist.

Would make a mentally symbiotic relationship.
 

headvoid

Can I have Ops?
You should have been a scam baiter. It's too easy with Nigerian love scammers though. To do this with Westerners is a good challenge. Perverted Justice have done this for a while but got all serious and worthy about themselves.

The next steps to make this a true bait are:
1. Screen grabs of them waiting by a place viewable by a public webcam
2. Voice trophies - register a free voicemail service that sends a voice to an e-mail - there are lots of them - get them to leave dirty voice messages, then host them for us to snort over.
3. picture trophies with them holding signs.

Come on Raffles - You have this in you!

Classic stuff, but you need to edit the chat logs a little.
 

Dershocka

dershocka
I played a similar prank just to see if it worked. 10 IMS in under an hour, and I was only in one room. Perhaps not huge numbers, but sad numbers none the less. The thing that makes this one amusing to me was that the pwning wasn't just given to the hapless schmuck. Observe.....
(I'm Betty BTW.)

jcb334: hi
Betty Grable: whats up
jcb334: bord
jcb334: u
Betty Grable: yeah
jcb334: a/s/l
Betty Grable: sorry
Betty Grable: 20/f/crab orchard* (real town in kentucky, no where near any crabs or orchards. go figure. )
Betty Grable: u?
jcb334: im 43 m single
Betty Grable: cool
jcb334: u like older men
Betty Grable: depends
Betty Grable: what do you look like?
jcb334: im 5/9 dark brown hair hazel eyes about 200
jcb334: u
Betty Grable: 5/3 brunette 145
jcb334: nice
jcb334: were u from
Betty Grable: crab orchard ky* (hillbillies tend to have short term memories.)
jcb334: were is that
Betty Grable: its in lincoln county
Betty Grable: about an hour 10 minutes from lexington
jcb334: im in florence ky
Betty Grable: i know where that is nice town
jcb334: ty yes i think so
jcb334: u single
Betty Grable: kinda
jcb334: lol what u mean
jcb334: kinda
Betty Grable: i sometimes fool around with my friend
Betty Grable: but that gets old
jcb334: yep
Betty Grable: she's kinda gettin attached i lover her a s friend too much
Betty Grable: i dont wanna be a lesbo
jcb334: oh so u like womem
Betty Grable: just her
jcb334: oh
Betty Grable: i lose my virginity to her kinda*(dead giveaway, if you weren't desperate.)
jcb334: cool
jcb334: u live alone
Betty Grable: no, with my sister
jcb334: how old is your sister
Betty Grable: 27
jcb334: married
Betty Grable: her?
jcb334: yes
Betty Grable: divorced
jcb334: what does she look like
Betty Grable: liike me kinda
jcb334: cool
jcb334: does she talk on here
Betty Grable: sometimes
jcb334: whats here name on here
Betty Grable: i dont know her screen name for sure
Betty Grable: butterfly_wingz maybe?* (a sn of a former gf)
jcb334: can u tell her about me
Betty Grable: um, why?
jcb334: i would like to talk to her
Betty Grable: whats wrong with me
jcb334: if u dont care
jcb334: nothing wrong with u but u like your friend
jcb334: u there
jcb334: well
Betty Grable: hey
jcb334: yes
Betty Grable: i thnk thats her name
Betty Grable: she aint home right now
jcb334: would u like to meet me
jcb334: i guess u mad at me
Betty Grable: no not really
jcb334: would u like to meet me
Betty Grable: when and where?
jcb334: when can u
Betty Grable: i dont know
Betty Grable: you know where stanford is?
jcb334: no i can go to lex
Betty Grable: when you get to lex come down highway 27 until you get to stanford
Betty Grable: i can give you my number
jcb334: ok
Betty Grable: 1606#######*(yes, this was someone's number, a friend of mine at work.)
jcb334: name
Betty Grable: betty
jcb334: jim
jcb334: can i call u know
Betty Grable: just ask for betty
Betty Grable: sure
jcb334: ok im calling now ok
Betty Grable: ok
jcb334: wrong number
Betty Grable: what?
Betty Grable: thats my number what it say
jcb334: some guy anser
Betty Grable: guy? wtf
jcb334: yes a guy
Betty Grable: did you dial it right
Betty Grable: where youlive?
Betty Grable: maybe its a mix up
jcb334: 1-606-###-####
Betty Grable: thats mine omg
Betty Grable: let me findmy phone
jcb334: ok
Betty Grable: my brother may have my phone he outside just ask for betty
jcb334: i did
Betty Grable: he always have it
Betty Grable: his name is paul i got on him gah what an ass
Betty Grable: just ask again please he bein an ass
Betty Grable: im sorry
jcb334: u get the phone from then i will ok
Betty Grable: ok
Betty Grable: hes bein an ass im sorry'
jcb334: ok
Betty Grable: overprotective and he come over here to drink
Betty Grable: he stupid brb
jcb334: ok
Betty Grable: ok
jcb334: u have it
Betty Grable: yes
jcb334: he ansered it again he said u wasnt there
Betty Grable: dammit
Betty Grable: he grab it i dont know why he so mean
jcb334: i thought u had it
Betty Grable: he grab it
Betty Grable: he mean
jcb334: just for get it ok
Betty Grable: what
Betty Grable: ok
Betty Grable: i tell you when he leave
jcb334: ok
Betty Grable: hes such an ass sometimes
jcb334: brothers are like that
Betty Grable: hes a mean drunk
jcb334: oh
Betty Grable: i hate em
jcb334: so tell me more about u
Betty Grable: i hate when he come over
Betty Grable: i like to read, and write poetry
jcb334: cool
jcb334: u work
Betty Grable: part time
jcb334: were
Betty Grable: mcdonalds*(where my sad pal receiving calls on his cell works. sad, really. I was hoping the guy would drive down,and show up.)
Betty Grable: thats why i say maybe you come see me there
Betty Grable: i go in at 11 to close store
Betty Grable: get out at 2
jcb334: oh ok
jcb334: how old are u
Betty Grable: 20
jcb334: tell me more on what u look like pl
Betty Grable: i dont know
Betty Grable: i dont know what else to say lol
jcb334: tell me how is your body is
Betty Grable: average i guess
Betty Grable: hold on brb
jcb334: ok
Betty Grable: ok he gone
Betty Grable: his friend just pick him up
jcb334: u have your phone in your hands right
Betty Grable: yes
jcb334: ok
Betty Grable: right in front of me
Betty Grable: you there
Betty Grable: you didnt call
Betty Grable: hello?


Its not greatness by any means. Lord Raffles is a master. But, this was my first try, and I did manage to prank a friend in the process.
 

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