Cat Cleaners Movie for 2014?

[Dr Dave]

I've heard rumours about it being in pre production...

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I'll be highly surprised if it's better than Pixar's ONIONS.

 

[Dr Dave]

That is a fine movie.

 

[CaptainWacky]

THE STUDIO are insisting that we cast an actual black actor as DJ, rather than "blacking up" a white actor. It's causing massive hold-ups.

 

[Mongo]

cAN mONGO bE iN tHIS mOVIE?

 

[CaptainWacky]

THE SUITS are now insisting that Kristen Stewart play Lucy. I stormed THE FUCK out.

 

[Dr Dave]

They should get somebody good!

 

[CaptainWacky]

They don't like my suggestion of Imogen Poots because she's English.

 

[Dr Dave]

They just don't like the english because they dislike english muffins!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Robin Williams wants to play Uncle Mac "using a variety of funny accents." I said I'd get back to him (I won't.)

 

[Dr Dave]

He would not fit well in the roll.

 

[CaptainWacky]

All the cats to be CGI!?

 

[Dr Dave]

I hope not.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Uncle Mac to be CGI!?

 

[Dr Dave]

No.

Mirah could play Lucy.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I told The Studio about this and they said "is she cheap?" I slapped them and STORMED OUT.

 

[Dr Dave]

You did the right thing there CaptainWacky.

Those sots at the studio sure do have a lot of fucking nerve the godbsitter little fucks.

 

[headvoid]

Storming out is an essential part of the creative process.

Demand all the actors have metal feet and axes. You won't get it. but they will know you are SERIOUS ABOUT THIS

 

[Dr Dave]

With hollywood types you have to show them who's boss.

If you don't they'll walk all over you.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I asked for metal feet, axes and "lots of buns." They said "we can do the buns." I stormed out.