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I love it when I recommend something and the person actually likes what I recommended!
When I've finished invoicing I enjoy a pecan cluster. Two, actually. Claude comes in all dirty from the burial and sees me snacking and feels compelled to point out that even my sub-rolls have sub-rolls. He's right but still it isn't nice to say. Tim asks did Claude make that observation after having wild sex with me all night. That's a comment I'm not fond of. But Tim's the boss. His T-shirt says: I HOLD YOUR PURSE STRINGS IN MY HOT LITTLE HAND.
"Ha, ha, Tim," says Claude. "I'm no homo. But if I was one, I'd die before doing it with Mr. Lard."
"Ha, ha," says Tim. "Good one. Isn't that a good one, Jeffrey?"
"That's a good one," I say glumly.
What a bitter little office.
My colleagues leave hippo refrigerator magnets on my seat. They imply that I'm a despondent virgin, which I'm not. They might change their tune if they ever spoke with Ellen Burtomly regarding the beautiful night we spent at her brother Bob's cottage. I was by no means slim then but could at least buy pants off the rack and walk from the den to the kitchen without panting. I remember her nude at the window and the lovely seed helicopters blowing in as she turned and showed me her ample front on purpose. That was my most romantic moment. Now for that kind of thing it's the degradation of Larney's Consenting Adult Viewing Center. Before it started getting to me, I'd bring bootloads of quarters and a special bottom cushion and watch hours and hours of Scandinavian women romping. It was shameful. Finally last Christmas I said enough is enough, I'd rather be sexless than evil. And since then I have been. Sexless and good, but very very tense. Since then I've tried to live above the fray. I've tried to minimize my physical aspects and be a selfless force for good. When mocked, which is nearly every day, I recall Christ covered with spittle. When filled with lust, I remember Ghandi purposely sleeping next to a sexy teen to test himself. After work I go home, watch a little TV, maybe say a rosary or two.
Thirty more years of this and I'm out of it without hurting anybody or embarrassing myself.
I disagree, I thought Endymion etc were even better than the original, but still a GREAT call.Did I forget to mention Dan Simmon's Hyperion? I forgot to mention: Dan Simmon's Hyperion (which means you'll have to read the sequel, Fall of Hyperion...It's sort of a 2001 / 2010 relationship: The first is a gem; the second exists mostly to tie up the loose ends).
ok, only one V.V. : A fire upon the deep.
only one McDevitt: Moonfall
Recommend them?
AH OK!they dont have those others at my library. I'll let you know what Moonfall's like.
There are 15 Philip K Dick books OTOH.
Dune, by Frank Herbert. If you love it, then read all six of them. DO NOT READ THE PREQUELS AND SEQUELS written by FH's degenerate son and the hack KJA. I talked Wacky into reading it and he is now officially a Dune nerd. You will be too.
The Left Hand of Darkness, by Ursula K Le Guin. She is a master story teller, and I don't believe she's ever written a bad book. This one is my favorite though.. so if you read it and like it, you'll probably like her other books as well.
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