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Cassie says...

Dr Dave

Dr Dave

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Cassie said:
mom's making hamburgers
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I don't think were invited for dinner though!
 
Yes, you are all invited.
 
CHECK OUT MA COOOOOL FRISBEE!

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GOING TO HAVE THE BURGER NOW, OK?
 
It's true. I love Dr. Dave and have been obsessed with him ever since he first posted "urin cakes lol."
 
so if we're invited, what's yer street address lol omg stalker madness
 
Cassie said:
Yes, you are all invited.
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yay!
 
I'll be drinkin' vodka out of a mug and telling lame jokes and falling over my own feet and embarrassing everyone on the otherwise lovely evening.
 
okay, if you've got that front covered, i'll be the guy asking the in-laws if they're holding any herb, then wandering off to the cow fields looking for fungus.
 
you've got cow pastures, right Cassie?
 
I will be watching NASCAR and drinking coke or beer.
 
*sidles up to teh bar*
 
Ishcabittle said:
you've got cow pastures, right Cassie?
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Where do you think the burgers are coming from?
 
*orders a drink from teh bar*
 
*molests Neroon with a cattle prod*
 
*Makes mental note to offer to "put Mentalist to bed" once he passes out*

SOY CHEESE ON MY BURGER PLEASE (lol city fag lol)
 
OMG I missed the party, but um yeah there are cow pastures and the magical things that happen and it's the magical time of the year *wink wink* my brother's over cleaning his guns so i suggest we all get shitty drunk and go shooting stuff. YEEHAW!

*burgers are grown in my back yard, currently growing pork chops as well*
 
MY SISTERS NAME IS PATTIE YOU GONNA SHOOT HER TOO HUH?
 
IF SHE WANTS ME TOO! LOLOMGBBQ I'VE NEVER SHOT ANYTHING EXCEPT A CAN AND SOME TREES (WHAT DID THE TREES DO TO ME YOU AKS? OH YOU DIDN'T ASK WELL THEY HAD THERE MOSS COVERED WAY WITH ME WHEN i WAS DRUNK AND NOW THEY MUST DIE!!1)
 
SOMEONE SAID JOHN KERRY LOOKS LIKE THE TREE THAT THREW APPLES AT DOROTHY IN THE WIZARD OF OZ SO I GUESS TREES ARE OK AND MAYBE KERRY AND THEN DOROTHY HAMILL AND MARK HAMILL AND MARK HARMON AND HARMONY AND GLORY AND THE FIRST NOEL
 
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