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CASSIE KEEPS MAILING ME GLOSSIES OF GARY OLDMAN SIGNED BY TISIPHONE.

Gagh

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What is this, some sort of conspiracy, or did Tisiphone really rob the bank with Gary Oldman with Cassie as the mastermind as I believe the pictures are really trying to tell me???
 
I think I think ERROR ERROR WACKY PROTOCOLS BREACHED BY BASTIAN BOOGEr
 
Gary Oldman made me sniff poppers and kill my gran
 
he has that effect on a lot of people.
 
Gary Oldman made me drop a small indonesian boy into Liquid Nitrogen
 
and?
 
GARY MAKES THOSE GLOSSY USING THE EFFLUVIA THAT EMANATES FROM HIS OWN BODY!
 
I can't tell you how many I had to tear up in front of his face because he kept signing them as Stansfield and Zorg!!!
 
Gary Oldman made me sneak into an old people's home and put TCP into their food
 
That's your uncle talking.
 
CASSIE MADE GARY OLDMAN CONFESS TO THE DISAPPEARANCE OF SHERGAR!
 
SHE HAS THE POWER!
 
Kids these days just blame everything they do on Gary Oldman. Oh the pain!!
 
cassie, gary, glossies, mailing, oldman, signed, tisiphone
 
I don't think it was just Gagh we sent them to either.
 
Gary Oldman dated Natalie Portman when she was 12....OR SO THE GERMANS WOULD HAVE US BELIEVE!!
 
No. You've mixed them up with the Albanians.
 
SIRIUS BLACK IS NOT DEAD.

To this day, he still loves to morph back from being a dog in front of Harry, ALL NAKED UNDER HIS BLACK FUR COAT LIKE COURTNEY LOVE.
 
...
 
BUT NOT AS HAIRY.
 
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