car won't start

[Ishcabittle]

my fuel pump must have given up the ghost, it turns over, but it doesn't catch.

fuck.

and i was going to buy a huge sack of weed, that dream's going right out the window.

 

[FBI parte due]

What's your address? I'll mail you some.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

I called out of work today, I should drive the 6 hours down there and we'll do the damn thing.

 

[Ishcabittle]

What's your address? I'll mail you some.

seriously? let's continue this conversation in PM, shall we?

I called out of work today, I should drive the 6 hours down there and we'll do the damn thing.

seriously? let's continue this conversation in PM, shall we?

 

[SilentBtViolent]

google maps sez:

269 mi – about 4 hours 46 mins

 

[Ishcabittle]

now if only i didn't have to actually take the car into the repair shop...

 

[SilentBtViolent]

2 hi 2 drive ne wai...

Just kidding, federal agents!

 

[FBI parte due]

I'm only 10 hours away - if I come over with a couple of ounces, can I stay for a while?

My roommate chews with his mouth open. I can hear him eating that slice of cake from ACROSS THE FUCKING ROOM.

 

[Ishcabittle]

we have a guest room, it's up a ladder. srsly.

 

[Tisiphone]

My dad chews with his mouth closed, but him eating a grape sounds like he's chomping on ice.

 

[Ishcabittle]

how can you be sure the grapes aren't frozen?

 

[Tisiphone]

Because I'm usually eating them too, and they're soft. Just an extremely hollow mouth, jaw?? Something like that.

 

[Ishcabittle]

let's get back to discussing how my day, paycheck, and fuel pump are shot.

nah, fuck it. GRAPES GRAPES AGEPAR AG RPAEAR GAPEGRAPEAF AGRPAA DSG EAPFES.

 

[FBI parte due]

Damn, it's like $120 round trip to Chicago from here. Maybe I can apply for a grant or something.

 

[Tisiphone]

Hitchhike.

 

[FBI parte due]

Won't there be people out there looking to take advantage of my young, nubile body?

 

[Cassie]

Hit the fuel pump with a hammer, THAT ALWAYS WORKS.

 

[Tisiphone]

Won't there be people out there looking to take advantage of my young, nubile body?

I thought that was the point.

 

[Ishcabittle]

i'm less concerned with the state of FBI's cornhole upon arrival than i am with the copious amounts of herbal combustibles that his shattered little body will be bringing.

i say hitchhike.

 

[Cassie]

He can use the combustible herbs as a cock blocker!