Captain Wacky NOT REALLY A CAPTAIN AT ALL??

[SilentBtViolent]

He did not give me the correct answer when I queried him on how to tie a square lashing.

I think he may have few if any naval credentials after all!

 

[Caitriona]

Say it's not so!!!! SAY IT'S NOT SO!!!!!

 

[SilentBtViolent]

I will hunt for further evidence.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

 

[Kerb Crawler]

"IN THE NAVY..."

The Navy of LOVE!

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Surely a real captain wouldn't stand on a lit powder keg.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I have never claimed to be a captain before.

BUT I WILL NOW: I AM A CAPTAIN.

 

[Caitriona]

See, I knew he was a Captain !!

 

[CaptainWacky]

ARR, matey! ARR!

 

[SilentBtViolent]

WHAT KINE OF CAPTAIN IS IT LIKE HERR KAPTAIN STORMFUEHRER OR LIKE CAPTAIN HOOK?? WELL?? GOD YOU CAN REPLY ANY TIME. I HAVE BEEN EDITING THIS POST CONTINOUSLY FOR LIKE TEN HOURS BUT HE WON'T REPLY.

 

[Mentalist]

I'm a pretty little girl

 

[CaptainWacky]

Kevin is my idol.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Kevin Klein?

The guy who makes clothes and stuff?

 

[PHJ's Dual]

I have long suspected that not only is CaptainWacky not a captain, but that he is the former Iraqi Information Minister to boot!


OMFGWFTLOLetc.!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I deny all chargest.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I charge all incoming (gay) rhino.

 

[Gagh]

IS THIS TRUE? PLEASE SAY IT AIN'T SO. MY WHOLE PERCEPTION OF ONLINE PERSONAS WILL BE SHATTERED.

 

[Dual]

Wacky is a Paki.

 

[CaptainWacky]

So what if I was?

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Just remember, if you're the "pitcher" you ain't gay. Only the "catcher" is gay. And Stimpy. He's gay too.