Canada wants Shatner for Governor General

[Dirk Funk]

I think I'll just leave this here.

http://www.space.com/entertainment/william-shatner-canada-governor-100428.html

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

No, I can assure you, we don't.

 

[Dirk Funk]

You sure? You don't think Denny Crane can help turn things around for Canada?

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

Well, insofar as the GG is a useless figurehead (except in case of constitutional crisis), then he'd be qualified, I guess, but he hasn't actually lived in Canada his entire adult life, and also he doesn't speak french.