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Buy Girl Scout cookies

But then I'd have to spend money buying them.
 
COOKIES
 
I love Girl Scout cookies and I hate fundie racist retards who are trying to kill me.

I'LL TAKE 50 BOXES OF THAKNSALOTS but there are no girl scout troops up here in the ghetto so I can't order them. WHY CAN"T I JUST ORDER THEM ONLINE DAMMIT.
 
But then I'd have to spend money buying them.

They're only like $3.00 a box, ya cheap BASTARD!

I like the peanut butter and chocolate ones...mmmm....I'd buy some if they came to my door...
 
We got thin mints and Samoas. yum!
 
They should just sell them in the store.
 
Why can't Amazon have a Girl Scout Cookie channel?

I know they say the point is teaching the girls to handle money, but DAMMIT THE LOCALS ARE SCARED TO START A TROUP IN MY HOOD SO I JUST WANT THE DAMN COOKIES.
 
They should just sell them in the store.

They wouldn't be able to manipulate you into buying them by looking all cute and puppy dog eyed then.
 
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