British bangers

[Dr Dave]

Got some at the store today, should cook em up this weekend.

 

[Mentalist]

You could have called them sausages if you had wished.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I thought this was about sluts.

I do prefer sausages.

 

[CaptainWacky]

What exactly makes them British?

 

[headvoid]

They've got pigs arseholes in them rather than assholes

 

[CaptainWacky]

And a picture of the Queen on the packet with the caption "ONE DOES ENJOY A GOOD PENIS IN THE MORNING, I MEAN SAUSAGE, BETTER EDIT THAT BIT ABOUT THE PENIS OUT, EH CHAPS."

 

[whisky]

I thought this might be about the bangbabes.

Of course I have no idea who the bangbabes are, or what number on sky you need to find them.

 

[CaptainWacky]

OF COURSE NOt, YOUR HONOUR

 

[Dr Dave]

What exactly makes them British?

dunno, the package says British style bangers to be exact. What makes them "british style" I don't know.

You could have called them sausages if you had wished.

I could have, but I felt like calling em that.

 

[Dr Dave]

the bangers were ok

 

[CaptainWacky]

great

 

[Dr Dave]

indeed

 

[headvoid]

Do let us know your next meal Dr.

Then we can save time at the Autopsy

Pathologist 1 - Whats that?
Pathologist 2 - It's British Bangers I believe

 

[CaptainWacky]

what's that?

Loktar's soul I believe!

 

[headvoid]

What's that?

It's Nurse Perkins I believe!

 

[CaptainWacky]

what's that?

It's a note Dave swallowed before he died reading "I can't believe there's no afterlife!"

 

[headvoid]

Whats that?

It's butter I believe

 

[CaptainWacky]

What's that?

It's an EARTHQUAKE LOL!

(An earthquake kills the pathologists and destroys Dave's body beyond repair.)

 

[Fuddlemiff]

TAKE YOUR SAUSAGE AND LEAVE

 

[CaptainWacky]

I thought this was about cars lol