BlazerBoy

[Dr Dave]

Be bored no longer sir, here is a duck for you to have sex with.

 

[BlazerBoy]

I....don't think I can go through with it.

What will my neighbors think?

 

[Dr Dave]

That they wish they could get a duck.

 

[BlazerBoy]

The sounds.... THE AWFUL QUACKING!

 

[I Love Cunt]

Duh k hunt!

 

[The Dork Lord]

QAH WHACK!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Only I may have sex with ducks.

 

[BlazerBoy]

Then where were you last night when I needed a good fucking?

 

[CaptainWacky]

You're not a duck.

 

[BlazerBoy]

Party-pooper.

 

[Cassie]

That duck has a knowing look on it's face.

 

[Dr Dave]

You're not a duck.

He could wear a duck costume!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Or just the top half on one, to be more efficient...

 

[The Dork Lord]

Only I may have sex with ducks.

You shoulda said that quite some time ago...

 

[Dr Dave]

Anybody can have sex with ducks.

 

[The Dork Lord]

But the last person to MARRY a duck lived 400 years ago.

 

[CaptainWacky]

SEX, SEX, WITH DUCKS, SEX.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

But the last person to MARRY a duck lived 400 years ago.

The union between man and duck is sacred! The MF must NOT let this change!!

 

[The Dork Lord]

You have a sweaty fling with a duck, but you bring a goose home to mama!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I've never fucked a duck I didn't love.