Blackfoot's Paradise

[Charlemagne]

Sing to the tune of Coolio's "Gansgta's Paradise".

As I post in the forum that's the Kingdom of Trolls
I try to boost my rep, 'cause I'm low in the polls
'Cause I've been pimpin' and bustin' for so long
That even my mama thinks that my mind is gone!
But I ain't never spammed a thread that really deserved it
Me treat Jack with respect you know that's unheard of
You better watch how you're talkin' when you come up the bend
Or New Age Posting will annoy you all to no end
I really hate to brag but I gotta fish shop
And I see myself cheering when the Cowboys are on top, fool
Gank's the kinda guy the little dummies wanna be like
Praying in the forums and shouting "Jesus Christ!"

Been spendin' most my life, postin' up in Blackfoot's Paradise
Been spendin' most my life, postin' up in Blackfoot's Paradise
Keep spendin' most my life, postin' up in Blackfoot's Paradise
Keep spendin' most my life, postin' up in Blackfoot's Paradise

My situation nearly drove me to despair
I can't live a normal life, they got me stranded in DayCare
So I gotta be down with my socks in N.A.P.
Too much comic book-reading has driven me batshit crazy
I'm a total fool with Conchaga on my mind
Got a comic in my hand and a gleam in my eye
I'm a wannabe gangsta with impotent anger
And my sockpuppets all say that I'm an awesome gang-banger, fool
DayCare ain't nothin' but a click away
I'm spammin' shit, do or die, what can I say
I'm in the clear now, but will that always be so
The way things are going, I don't know

Tell me why I am so blind to see
That the one I pwn, is always me

Been spendin' most my life, postin' up in Blackfoot's Paradise
Been spendin' most my life, postin' up in Blackfoot's Paradise
Keep spendin' most my life, postin' up in Blackfoot's Paradise
Keep spendin' most my life, postin' up in Blackfoot's Paradise

Fish shop and the comics, comics and the fish shop
Maybe just for once, the Cowboys won't be a flop
Everybody's groaning, but half of them ain't caring
All that they are doing, is laughing at me and staring
The say I gotta wise up, but no one hear will teach me
So I guess I'll just make it so that nobody'll wanna reach me
So now that they can't, I guess they won't
I guess they front, but I still hold to the belief that I'm hot stuff, fool

Been spendin' most my life, postin' up in Blackfoot's Paradise
Been spendin' most my life, postin' up in Blackfoot's Paradise
Keep spendin' most my life, postin' up in Blackfoot's Paradise

Keep spendin' most my life, postin' up in Blackfoot's Paradise

Tell me why I am so blind to see

That the one I pwn, is always me
Tell me why I am so blind to see
That the one I pwn, is always me

 

[Loktar]

Where is that little fish fucker these days?

 

[Charlemagne]

He showed up on Dirk's board a few weeks ago.

 

[Loktar]

Oh. I really need to stop by there sometime. I miss Jason and afishymeadows. And everyone.

 

[Charlemagne]

I haven't seen Afishymeadow in forever there. And Jason mostly haunts Starfleet Jedi these days.

 

[Loktar]

I haven't seen Afishymeadow in forever there. And Jason mostly haunts Starfleet Jedi these days.

I've been gone too long. I'd love to stop by sometime. But between work, TV shows, partying , adulting and babysitting my elderly Dad and unemployed brother, I'm lucky if I have time for TK and my other forum. I don't even have time to check out TK chat.