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Big Mouth sucks.

Mentalist

Mentalist

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As if we didn't know it would. But really. It does. It's shit.

Lesson learned?


You can't replace Russel with a giant ballbag (Moyles)
 
I watched a few minutes. Terrible. Moyles had no rapport with the audience. Russel talked A LOT, yes, but he was filling up the show with goodness rather than just "hey, that welsh one...she's fat!" comments. FORCE HIM TO COME BACK SOMEHOW.
 
It was boring to watch. The skit was painfully unfunny and generally I just WANT RUSSEL BACK NOW PLZ
 
I doubt George Galloway will be much better.
 
George Galloway will probably be singing the praises of the Respect Campaigner Carole.

But yeah, I've never liked Chris Moyles anyway, and so I didn't expect it to be any good, but it was really crap. What was that thing where he went up to one of the audience and said "do you know where you are?", what the hell was that about?

Bleh. Big Mouth used to be a treat to watch. It was worth staying up until stupid o'clock to tune in. Now I probably won't bother.
 
They should start filming Big Mouth in Hawaii or wherever Russel is now so he can do it, EVEN IF HE HASN'T SEEN BB.
 
They could bluescreen the audience in, or just have Hawaiiiian locals pretend to know what's going on. Either way it'd be funnier and more relevant than anything Chris Moyles did.
 
He's funny on the radio, he just loses comedy value when you can see his face, and hes not surrounded by his usual troup to bounce ideas off.
 
Iain Lee would have been better!
 
Real Iain Lee or fake trekBBS Iain Lee
 
Both.
 
Maybe they're PINK TWINS
 
Fuddlemiff said:
or just have Hawaiiiian locals pretend to know what's going on.
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Brilliant, just Brilliant. I wish you worked for Endemol.
 
TEAM RUSSEL
 
If I worked for Endemol there'd be tiger sharks in the pool and a different celebrity doing the voice of Big Brother each day, with complimentary nooses available to housemates during Robin Williams's stint. The best part, though, would be the beds. Mounted on pneumatic jacks, a groggy housemate would find themselves either ascending or descending through the floor or ceiling, eventually finding themselves in a recreation of heaven or hell. "Hell" would be populated by previous BB nutcases such as Jade, Racist Jo, Kamal, Vanessa Feltz, Grace and that annoying bald lesbo from the first series who tried to have a singing career. "Heaven" would be filled with cool people like Dirk Benedict, Jon Tickle and last year's cutie Jennie.
 
Jon Tickle: I'm going to talk a little about Star Wars now...
 
Fuddlemiff said:
...and last year's cutie Jennie.
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Jennie is very cute. I agree.
 
There's another Big Mouth tonight. I'll tune in, but only to complain!
 
Timmy Mallet FTW.
 
Chris Moyles was worse tonight. "Does ANYONE have anything to say?"
 
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