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Big Brother awaits new contestant

Mentalist

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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7465035.stm

A paraplegic hermaphrodite Freemason black dwarf with Celiacs who thinks he is Jeremy Beadle and controls his wheelchair with a straw in his cleft pallet mouth and hates young mothers is my guess for the next contestant.
 
Sounds interesting.
 
Well they threw a black out, so no doubt they will put another one in, either that or Abu Hansa
 
Gul Dukat.
 
No, they need a black person, so it will be a Klingon.
 
I hope it's Jon Tickle but they make no reference to the fact that he's already been on Big Brother and he talks in a fake Italian accent.
 
They could call him Wario
 
And give him a hammer.
 
I hope it's the leader of the evil Decepticons, Megatron.
 
I hope it's Starscream but he's been shrunk to human size and painted lime green.
 
Wacky to enter the Big Brother house Sunday!
 
i hope he is not so disabled that we can't point and laugh at him - that would spoil all the fun.

I mean, some of my best friends are disabled, I just dont like the REALLY disabled ones - you know what I mean?
 
Maybe its actually someone in a coma, and tehy will wheel them in in a bed on full life support, then all the other housemates will get pissed because they will fail all the tasks.
 
maybe there will be a task where if they fail his machine is switched off
 
Maybe it will be Stretchy Pete "The Boss" Ross, who will smash the other housemates to death with his metal feet?
 
It actually was Pete, surprisingly.
 
Thank god we have mentioned metal feet again - I was really worried that had been forgotten. Where is the metal feet contestant!!!!!!!!
 
Was it Stammering Pete and The Modal Nodes?
 
He kicked Dale's face off right away, using his metal feet, then span round to kick Kathreya in the gut, causing cookies to shoot from her mouth. Job done!
 
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