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Aunt Beru appreciation station

The Tomtrek

The Tomtrek

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Aunt Beru, you're the best aunt.


With your blue milk.


I'll miss you, Aunt Beru.


Tell Owen that if he gets a translator to be sure it speaks Bocce. :y_cry:
 
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Excuse me this thread is about Aunt Beru!!
 
The Tomtrek said:
I'll miss you, Aunt Beru.


Tell Owen that if he gets a translator to be sure it speaks Bocce. :y_cry:
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Maybe it's just because I LOVE GOERGE LUCAS AND WANT TO PROTECT HIM but I can actually kind of see the resembelence between young and old Beru there. I suppose twenty years of REALLY bad sand could turn her from hottie to...auntie.
 
I bet Aunt Beru was an awesome Aunt.

Like Uncle Owen would be on at Luke because the vapourators on the south ridge were'nt cleaned today but Aunt Beru's all "I'll tell you what Luke you just clean them quickly and I'll give you some money to go get some power converters."
 
What's so much fun about power convertors anyway? Does Toshie Station have a ROLLER DISCO or something?
 
I don't know but I'm betting he didn't hang out at the Toshe station for power converters.

I bet he hangs out there because of Camie.


Just a shame she's with Fixer!!
 
Some EU thing? Or was she in the deleted Toshie station scenes from New Hope?

I'd hit it.
 
Yeah she was in the deleted scenes and she was smokin' hot.

(and the EU established that Luke had a thing for her)
 
Luke had a thing for his own sister. He was pretty horny.
 
He was a pervert!
 
You don't see many humanoid women on tatooine I imagine. So no wonder he was all like, "hell fucking yeah Princess in semi see-through gown looking all good and shit!" Cut the boy some slack! If you lived on a desert world spending your youth cleaning out vaporaters, shooting wamp rats, and the only hot spot is the Tachi Station your dick would get stiff even if you KNEW it was your long lost sister.

They frenched in "Empire." And, I bet he didn't regret the chub he still got for thinking about it after the revelation of relation either!
 
IT WAS A LONG TIME AGO IN A GALAXY FAR FAR AWAY. INCEST WAS COMMON IN OLDEN TIMES!
 
CaptainWacky said:
Maybe it's just because I LOVE GOERGE LUCAS AND WANT TO PROTECT HIM but I can actually kind of see the resembelence between young and old Beru there. I suppose twenty years of REALLY bad sand could turn her from hottie to...auntie.
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I always saw a resemblance but I never appreciated just how much of one there is 'til I saw these pics together.
 
The Tomtrek said:
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Are these deleted scenes on the most recent "A New Hope" dvd? Because if they're not, I am SOOOO gonna stump that fucking prick at work with this.
 
Oecodus said:
Are these deleted scenes on the most recent "A New Hope" dvd? Because if they're not, I am SOOOO gonna stump that fucking prick at work with this.
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No they're not.
 
She's got thigh high boots on!
 
She also had a double mastectomy and thus no longer has breasts.
 
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