AS BAD AS YOUR LIFE IS NOW...

[CaptainWacky]

Imagine how much worse it would be if you had been born before the invention of shoes.

 

[Cassie]

I hardly ever wear shoes, SRSLY, but I'm glad I was born after the invention of INDOOR PLUMBING.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Well we have carpets now. In the days befores shoes the floor was made of JAGGED ROCKS.

 

[FBI parte due]

Shoes weren't really invented at like a specific point in time.

 

[curiousa2z]

ooops. I thought everyone knew they were invented on August 24th, 3,000 BCE.

Awkward.

 

[FBI parte due]

Well if you want to get technical they were invented on October 22 4004 BC, by GOD.

 

[Seph]

that wiley old codger.

 

[curiousa2z]

@GOD: SRSLY?

OK, you've been warned already before about highjacking peoples' accounts and this is the last time. We can see your IP, Dude!



OH, and that "I invented shoes & everything before everyone else" stuff?
Just so you know: NO ONE LIKES A SHOW - OFF.

 

[Yub]

God is sad now. You made Him sad.

 

[curiousa2z]

Sorry. You're right. That's mean. I've changed it from no one cares to no one likes a show off.

 

[CaptainWacky]

What are the world's oldest shoes.

 

[curiousa2z]

the sneakers under my bed.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

When Adam stepped in cow shit.

 

[starguard]

I'm just happy that I was born after the invention of Toilet Paper

 

[Dr Dave]

Being born in the time after shoes were invented is truly a good thing.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I'm glad I was born after the invention of SEX SHOES. Pity about that incident that threw me back in time to this crappy century, though.

 

[headvoid]

Shoes are pointless when you have METAL FEET!

(Someone had to do the joke)

 

[CaptainWacky]

Metal Feet of justice.

 

[Dr Dave]

Do people with metal feet also own capes?

 

[curiousa2z]

dunno; but people with metal feet can cut capers