Answer the question that will be asked next

[whisky]

Using telepaphy

For example

A monkey

 

[whisky]

Whats near my phone?

Next answer

With a hammer

 

[The Dork Lord]

How do you convince young ladies to go out with you?

Next answer:

By the light of the full moon!

 

[curiousa2z]

Didn't you see the piece of leg I left for you?

next answer: That's why you measure first!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Did you eat all of that man we murdered!?

NEXT ANSWER: Captain Edward Jellico.

 

[whisky]

Who did Ronny Cox play on star trek?

Next answer 650GB worth

 

[Cassie]

How much porn do you have on your hard drive?

The Geek Squad.

 

[Yub]

Who whacks it to Klingon porn?

An oily R2-D2.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Uncle Own's secret sexual desire.

"Yeah, well fuck YOU then, Mister President!"

 

[curiousa2z]

I can't keep the fur coat?




Cats!

 

[CaptainWacky]

The opposite of dogs?

Southeast London IT girl.

 

[curiousa2z]

^ I was more, "who ate the old lady alone in her house in such a gruesome fashion", but if you want to go with the dog answer, so be it.....

 

[Grammour Boy]

The opposite of dogs?

Southeast London IT girl.

Who's that girl?

Next answer: leafy cuvette

 

[The Watcher]

what is something the watcher will have to google, and still probably won't understand?

retribution.

 

[whisky]

Is a dish best served luke warm.

A dolphin

 

[The Dork Lord]

Who is the most intelligent being on the planet?

The scent of burning children.

 

[Yub]

What is that smell, Dorklord?

Acme™ Rocket Skates.

 

[The Dork Lord]

What do you want for christmas, Ambush Bug?

"We the jury find the defendent guilty, your honor!"

 

[whisky]

What is your verdict on Phil Spector

With an overripe bannana

 

[The Dork Lord]

How will Ambush Bug lure GRAPE APE to his doom?

"OMG! Someone put SHIT in my PANTS!"