America Can Suck My Balls

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

You fat, lazy, racist, country/western-loving, fear-stricken, paranoid, tasteless, ignorant hick wastes of carbon. You dont' deserve the vote.

Fuck you and the horse you rode in on. Literally.

Oh, and everyone go out and buy Lil' Kim's new single and CD.

 

[Mentalist]

You're American and you're awesome.

It's all about swings and roundabouts. Except no matter where you go in life you have to accept that 95%+ of human beings you come in contact with will be complete and utter epic balls to the wall morons. It's just this pile of crap planet we've been spat out on.

 

[CaptainWacky]

An elderly black woman is still following Obama about shedding a single tear every time he speaks.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

An elderly black woman is still following Obama about shedding a single tear every time he speaks.

See now THAT is a proper quote of the week not some gibberish about polls that I don't really understand.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

America...
America...
America, FUCK YEAH!
Coming again, to save the mother fucking day yeah,
America, FUCK YEAH!
Freedom is the only way yeah,
Terrorist your game is through cause now you have to answer too,
America, FUCK YEAH!
So lick my butt, and suck on my balls,
America, FUCK YEAH!
What you going to do when we come for you now,
it’s the dream that we all share; it’s the hope for tomorrow

FUCK YEAH!

McDonalds, FUCK YEAH!
Wal-Mart, FUCK YEAH!
The Gap, FUCK YEAH!
Baseball, FUCK YEAH!
NFL, FUCK, YEAH!
Rock and roll, FUCK YEAH!
The Internet, FUCK YEAH!
Slavery, FUCK YEAH!

FUCK YEAH!

Starbucks, FUCK YEAH!
Disney world, FUCK YEAH!
Porno, FUCK YEAH!
Valium, FUCK YEAH!
Reeboks, FUCK YEAH!
Fake Tits, FUCK YEAH!
Sushi, FUCK YEAH!
Taco Bell, FUCK YEAH!
Rodeos, FUCK YEAH!
Bed bath and beyond (Fuck yeah, Fuck yeah)

Liberty, FUCK YEAH!
White Slips, FUCK YEAH!
The Alamo, FUCK YEAH!
Band-aids, FUCK YEAH!
Las Vegas, FUCK YEAH!
Christmas, FUCK YEAH!
Immigrants, FUCK YEAH!
Popeye, FUCK YEAH!
Democrats, FUCK YEAH!
Republicans (republicans)
(fuck yeah, fuck yeah)

 

[CaptainWacky]

See now THAT is a proper quote of the week not some gibberish about polls that I don't really understand.

Yeah but all calls to changed QOTW by the little people are ignored before Hambil and MM come and steamroll in and change it to whatever insider comment no one cares about they choose as they don't read the rest of the board.

(Now watch as QOTW is changed to that clumsy sentence IT'LL BE SO FUNNY.)

 

[Cassie]

lol BAM!

 

[FBI parte due]

Hilarious!

 

[Gagh]

Fuck Yemen!

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Mammy!!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

See now THAT is a proper quote of the week not some gibberish about polls that I don't really understand.

It was just a paraphrasing of something from the Onion, but it's definitely better than the latest QotWses.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Don't give away the secret of my every post...

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Don't give away the secret of my every post...

And this one's from the "Prison Economy Spirals As Price Of Pack Of Cigarettes Surpasses Two Hand Jobs" Onion article.

 

[Laker_Girl]

Fuck you got to bitch about? Obama is the president, I thought he was the answer to all your ills. Make him make people with a mind of their own stop voting. I'm pretty sure, you're pretty sure he can do that.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I was venting about last night's Dancing With the Stars results. :smfafro:

 

[curiousa2z]

PWNED!

 

[Laker_Girl]

^^^Explain that! LOL!

I know Eggsey, I was just razzin' you. Hey the Mets beat the Phillies yesterday so all should be well with your world today.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

That was a KILLER game! I was pulling clumps of hair out by the 8th inning.

My Mets never fail to make me sweat every win. It's never a rout with them.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Woo woo woo!

 

[Gagh]

How long does an average Baseball game last?