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Am I handling the Olympic coverage this year?

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
I can't remember who did it four years ago.

Anyway, there was some horse stuff on the last time I looked. Then I turned the tv off.

More updates coming soon!
 
In-depth!

yes, please keep us up-to-date!

one thing I will say: the Canadians are reporting the food is excellent and the athletes' quarters are very comfortable.

Breathing the air..... is another thing.
 
It's not smog it's mist. WOO! MIST! HAPPY HAPPY HOW!
 
A chinese man killed an american tourist then killed himself. WOW, WHAT AN IMPACT THAT'LL HAVE ON GLOBAL RELATIONS.
 
Wasn't it the men's volleyball coaches dad?
 
I've been reading about the Chinese people who were kicked out of their homes so the stadiums could be built.
 
Wasn't it the men's volleyball coaches dad?

Something like that.

I've had it on a couple times when litterly nothing else was on.

Mens basketball is on now...
 
Row Row, Row your boat.

Some sort of rowing thing is on now.
 
Today I watched:

- US men do like 50,000 dunks on the Chinese team including roughly 8,374 olley-oops that looked like Harlem Globetrotters

- women's beach volleyball, 2v2. Maybe that was yesterday, actually.

- More men's basketball, I think it was Angola versus Germany. As an American, it was weird to watch normal-sized people play ball on TV.

- A couple soccer-wait-i-mean-football games, including Brazil just crushing someone. Then Honduras and someone, now it's Serbia versus Cote D'Ivoire, and a Serbian player just hit a header into his own goal, d'oh!

Yesterday I watched Michael Phelps get his first gold, and President Bush stood for the ovation, pretty cool moment for Phelps. Also some men's gymnastics, the one where there is just one bar, don't know what it's called.

I enjoy the summer Olympics almost as much as I hate the winter Olympics.
 
Water polo is on...

woo..
 
I'm really only into diving, swimming, and gymnastics.
 
^hmmm,,,where the menz are wearing either next to nothing or VERY tight tights.....
I'm sensing a pattern....
 
LoL...well, women's too.

But yes, Phelps is nice on the eyes, definitely.
 
Britain won a gold in some kind of cylcling thing?
 
I like the ribbon dancing thing.. HOW IS THAT A SPORT?
 
They should make sex an Olympic sport. That'd be hot.
 
Only if it was sex between good looking people.
 
Most athletes are passable. Obviously, women weight lifter types would be excluded. And no viagra allowed, doping is wrong m'kay!?
 
I have only one comment on today's Olympics so far FUCK YOU USABASKETBALL.COM YOU STUPID CUNTS!!!

Srsly I went on there to see when the next men's game was, saw 8 PM today. Note this is not 'basketball.com' or 'olympics.com' it is USA BASKETBALL's website.

IT WAS IN CHINA TIME YOU THINK I GIVE A FUCK WHAT TIME IT IS ON IN CHINA YOU ARE THE USA BASKETBALL TEAM'S WEBSITE YOU FUCKING GOAT FUCKERS YOU COULD PUT USA TIMES ON THERE OR AT LEAST SAY "THIS IS IN CHINA TIME" WHICH BY THE WAY ISN'T EVEN THAT DESCRIPTIVE SINCE CHINA HAS LIKE 50 TIME ZONES IN IT, FUCK!!

So I missed the game, when at that time I was sitting at home watching my kids for once. Le-fucking-sigh.
 
Have they had woman's beach volley ball yet? I should watch that shit.
 
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