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Alan Partridge's Mid Morning Matters

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"Touch wood it's just a smudge on the X-ray!"

His Paxman moment at the end actually had me in tears of laughter.
 
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"Bill Oddie goes APESHIT."
 
The conversation with the small child about Bill Oddie is brilliant.
 
I'd say it's up to the standard of "TV Partridge."

"Bill Odie is alive and well. Well, alive."
 
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"You dirty get!"
 
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"I've got a sad Arab on line 3."
 
Good nose on Zoe there.
 
Is she someone (like how Sidekick Simon was the "waste of five minutes" guy on Screenwipe)?
 
LAST EPISODE! :(

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"Apart from that, fill your Uggs!"
 
Well now I have two reasons to watch Comic Relief (none of them are dying children)!
 
You help the dying children just by watching! (Not really.)
 
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Alan Partridge: 'I'm pretty gung-ho about cod liver oil' | Television & radio | The Guardian

You write a lot about your unhappy childhood. Was it really that bad?

It was pretty dark. My father was a naturally gifted corporal punisher. He was also fearless – when conscripted to fight in the second world war, he was delighted. Apparently he just punched the air and said: "I'm off to save a Jew or two!" But he came back a troubled man. To be honest I don't think he did save a Jew. Or two.
 
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