advice for Elrod

[The Dork Lord]

Yeah, I gotta write this story so you can make fun of it!

 

[Elrod]

Well, get crackin', then!

 

[jack]

Speaking of "crackin" how's the dead ex-wife?

 

[Elrod]

THANX 4 THE TIP! I THINK I WILL!

YOU'RE WELCOME!

 

[jack]

There's a bird shitting on your forehead, d00d.

 

[Elrod]

Yeah, I gotta write this story so you can make fun of it!

:::anticipating:::

 

[jack]

There's a bird shitting on your forehead, d00d.

How could he not notice?

 

[The Dork Lord]

I would notice this:

 

[The Dork Lord]

:::anticipating:::

You truly DO want my cock!

 

[Elrod]

Yes.

 

[jack]

I guess Ishcabittle noticed!!

:::laughing:::

 

[Elrod]

I guess so.

 

[jack]

You ought to do something about that bird shitting on your forehead, Elrod.

 

[The Dork Lord]

I think someone should photoshop this image in the manner of a vynal record album.

Artist: Gianni Gebbia
Title: ELROD SINGS THE BLUES

Cra-razy dance music, daddi-o!