ACCEPT CHRIST WTF?

[CaptainWacky]

No

 

[Cassie]

YES!

 

[Mentalist]

 

[headvoid]

it could be a new currency?

Do you accept Christ?

Only WITH THE APROPRIATE CHIP AND PIN BABY!

 

[CaptainWacky]

maybe we should use txt speak to recruit new christian soldiers

he ded 4 ur sinz

no, we shoudln't

 

[headvoid]

Someone somewhere already has

 

[Dr Dave]

I'm with Wacky when he said "no"

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Welcome to America. We accept Visa, MasterCard, AmEx, and CHRIST AS OUR LORD AND SAVIOR AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT YOU SCARY TOWELHEADED FREAK!!1

 

[CaptainWacky]

FREEDOM OF RELIGION...WHICH MEANS YER FREE TO ACCEPT CHRIST OR GET THE FUCK OUT!

 

[Ishcabittle]

EXCEPT CHRIST, NO ONE CAN SHOOT WATER FROM THEIR HANDS.

 

[CaptainWacky]

LOL LOOK AT HIM ASCENDING TO HEAVEN EXCEPT THERE'S NO CONTEMPORARY REPORTS OF IT WHCIH IS A BIT STRANGE REALLY YOU'D THINKIN SOMEONE FUCKING FLYING TO HEAVEN WOULD GET SOME FUCKING ###### ATTENTION OR CUTN

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

"CLEAR SKIES TONIGHT, BUT PARTLY CLOUDY TOMORROW WITH A 30% CHANCE OF MESSIANIC ASCENSION," SAYS THE SODOMITE SAM CHAMPION.

 

[The Question]

We dont' serve Jesuses here!

 

[headvoid]

Did the Jews exaggerate when they said Jesus was dead?

 

[The Question]

He was only just under the weather a bit.

 

[A_Real_Prick666]

LOL LOOK AT HIM ASCENDING TO HEAVEN EXCEPT THERE'S NO CONTEMPORARY REPORTS OF IT WHCIH IS A BIT STRANGE REALLY YOU'D THINKIN SOMEONE FUCKING FLYING TO HEAVEN WOULD GET SOME FUCKING ###### ATTENTION OR CUTN

Even Santa gets tracked on NORAD Radar, but not JC.

 

[starguard]

He's coming to get you all!!!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Good, the bus is taking forver today!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Even if he wasn't dead how did he get out the tomb, OH I KNOW, they blocked the door with a big ROUND rock which rolled away down a hill, DUH.

 

[headvoid]

He rolled a D9 and used his charm ability