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A Troll in Chat

Mandi

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Well ladies and gents, you've seen my letter to A Karas. Well, this is what happened shortly after that post in chat. I think a few of you will enjoy this.
<CoyoteUgly> actually wordin, you and A Karas have much in common...you're both weak emasculated shemales who get no respect...that should be hours of conversation between the two of you.
<MadMandi> thanks CU
<MadMandi> You just gave me my conclusion
<CoyoteUgly> lol
<CoyoteUgly> this oughta be QOTW material
<MadMandi> there it's posted
<wordin> I feel his pain.
<wordin> You ought not be so mean to him.
<MadMandi> why the fuck not
<MadMandi> he's a twit who needs to be beaten
<MadMandi> who chad?
<wordin> Because its mean.
<CoyoteUgly> where is it?
<wordin> You should behave yourself.
<MadMandi> you should kiss my fat white ass
<wordin> Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
<MadMandi> awww whats A Karas gonna do other than cry in his wee little pillow?
<Darthsikle> after every post of a mod at EI, I'm gonna answer and then post .!!.
<Darthsikle> at TK, i posted a primer as to what it means
<CoyoteUgly> Here's the Troll Golden Rule: Do unto others before they do it unto you...because if you don't, you might get done it doing it.
<wordin> Mandi, you need to stop
<wordin> A Karas might be in emotional trouble
<MadMandi> um, make me?
<wordin> Be sensitive to the needs of others.
<wordin> I can't make you, I'm begging you.
<MadMandi> ah, he's gonna kill himself?
<MadMandi> boohoo
<wordin> Think of his emotional well being
<MadMandi> Can't handle the heat get the fuck out my kitchen bitch
<wordin> That's a bad attitude
<MadMandi> you're point?
<wordin> You need to turn that frown upside down!
<wordin> That's my point!
<MadMandi> Here's my point, piss off little man
<wordin> DON"T SAY THAT TO ME!
<wordin> I AM A GOOD PERSON!
<wordin> I DESERVE RESPECT!
<MadMandi> I'll say whatever I damn well feel like, what are you gonna do about it?
<wordin> I'm going to tell the admins.
<MadMandi> at TK?
<MadMandi> Like they care?
<wordin> At everywhere!
<MadMandi> They like him about as much as you
<MadMandi> ooh at everywhere
<wordin> I'm going to let the world know that you're a MEANIE!
<wordin> MEANIE MEANIE MEANIE!
<MadMandi> ooh I'm a meanie
<wordin> YES!
<MadMandi> god forbid, someone kill me now
<MadMandi> I'm a meanie!
<wordin> And a BAD PERSON!
<MadMandi> thank you
<wordin> I'm rubber, you're glue.
<MadMandi> now that's childish
<MadMandi> how old are you four?
<wordin> No it's not.
<wordin> 38
<wordin> I'm not a child
<wordin> I am a grownup
<MadMandi> well, you sure act like one
<MadMandi> and talk like one as well
<wordin> I am taller than you
<CoyoteUgly> JUST A NOTE: I'm saving this chat as a record of a newbie kicking wordin's ass
<MadMandi> your point?
<wordin> NO!
<wordin> DON"T SAYVE THE CAHT!
<MadMandi> Look wordy, don't start with me
<CoyoteUgly> yeah
<wordin> DON'T save IT!
<MadMandi> I'm not in the mood for your shit, or anyone elses
<wordin> PLEASE I"LL DO ANYUTHING!
<CoyoteUgly> I'll pm a copy to you wordin
<MadMandi> TK is my home board. You diss it, I fuck with you. and that's that
<wordin> I dis it all I wantl
<wordin> I diss you all I want!
<wordin> YOU aren't the BOSSS of me!
<wordin> SHUT UP
<MadMandi> yeah, but you see. Here's the thing. I don't care if you diss me
<wordin> SHUT UP
<wordin> SHUT UP
<MadMandi> CU is it just me, or is Wordy acting like a five year old little girl
<wordin> SHUT UP
<CoyoteUgly> wodin IS a five year old little girl...he's got the hairbows to prove it
<wordin> you guys!
<MadMandi> lmao
<wordin> Please don't post this log.
<MadMandi> We should post this Cu
<wordin> It would embarass me
<wordin> NOO!
<wordin> DON'T DO IT PLEASE!
<MadMandi> me a newbie kicking this guys ass
<wordin> oh please of please!
<MadMandi> or should I say this girls ass
<wordin> I'll be nice to you a promis if you don't post it.
<MadMandi> You done fucked up
<CoyoteUgly> whatcha got to trade wordin?
<MadMandi> you started shit with me
<MadMandi> now i'm gonna end it
<wordin> Ooooooooooh, why does this kinda thing always happen to me.
<wordin> Aw shucks
<MadMandi> because you're an idiot who can't keep their mouth shut?
<wordin> No.
<Darthsikle> with winesses none the less
<wordin> I'm not an idiot.
<MadMandi> um yes, yes you are
<wordin> no i'm not
<MadMandi> You pointed it out the minute you started fucking with me
<wordin> Ok, if I admit that I'm an idiot will you not post it?
<MadMandi> I don't let little peons like you fuck with me
<MadMandi> no
<wordin> please.
<wordin> I'll be your online slave
<MadMandi> no matter how much you grovel i'm still gonna post it
<MadMandi> I've got plenty of online slaves thanks
<Darthsikle> who's your online slaves??
<MadMandi> That's for me to know
<wordin> I might dcommit suicied if you post i;lt.
<MadMandi> want me to sharpen my knife?
<MadMandi> You can use it if you want
<MadMandi> CU, should I post this little chat?
<wordin> I hat e lyoui all
<wordin> NOOO
<wordin> BUT SHE COULD TAKE OUT YOUR PARTS DON'T POST ANY OF IT!
<CoyoteUgly> lol no thanks
<MadMandi> oh please
<CoyoteUgly> talk to mm
<MadMandi> I want to show how my newbie ass slayed him
<Darthsikle> mandi...is TQ your slave?? he said he was beholden to me
<CoyoteUgly> oh I'm saving the chat, have no fear
<wordin> NO
<wordin> You're not posting it?
<wordin> HOORAY!
<MadMandi> I will not say a word
<wordin> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
<wordin> I WIN!
<CoyoteUgly> I might share it at the appropriate moment
<MadMandi> Oh, I'm going to appeal to MM and see if I can't post it
<wordin> HAHAHAHAHAHA!
<Darthsikle> damn wordin...nice save
<wordin> YOU LOOOOOOOOOOOSE!
<Darthsikle> yay for wordin!!!!
<MadMandi> Sikle, are you backing him?
<wordin> Yes.
<wordin> You lose.
<MadMandi> I didn't ask you maggot
<wordin> Kiss my shoes!
<MadMandi> Kiss my ass
<wordin> Nya Nya Nay!
<wordin> I WIN, PUSSY!
<MadMandi> no you don't win
<MadMandi> You really are stupid aren't you
<wordin> You can't post it, ha ha haha ha!
<Darthsikle> who's the maggot??
<MadMandi> wordin is the maggot
<wordin> I am not a maggot
<MadMandi> to me you are
<wordin> I am a beutiful butterfly.
<Darthsikle> did she mean faggot?
<MadMandi> a butterfly who doesnt know how to spell apparently
<wordin> She ment butterfly
<MadMandi> now sickle who are you backing here?
<wordin> ME
<wordin> WORDIN
<MadMandi> Did I ask you ass hat?
<wordin> YES
<MadMandi> I don't think so
<wordin> I DO
<MadMandi> Sickle, yes or no
<Darthsikle> well, i am wodin's online slave so i have to back him
<MadMandi> well, that's lame
<wordin> Seeyaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
<wordin> I wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin
<Darthsikle> unless he gives me to you
<MadMandi> and here I was thinking you were worth something
<MadMandi> but anyone who is slave to that peice of shit musn't me
<MadMandi> be even
<MadMandi> and how would TQ be your slave?
<MadMandi> He wouldn't dream of being a slave to a slave
<Darthsikle> ahhhhh hahhh!!!!
<Darthsikle> he is your online slave!!!
<Darthsikle> caught you!!!!!!!
<MadMandi> no, he's my real life friend
<Darthsikle> see how tricky i am!!!
<MadMandi> no, you're not tricky
<Darthsikle> it's trick to rock a ryme
<Darthsikle> to rock a ryme that's right on time
<MadMandi> I know him in person, unlike you
<Darthsikle> it's tricky!!!
<Darthsikle> Mandi...how old are you?
<MadMandi> why does it matter?
<wordin> I bet I'm older than you
<wordin> By a lot
<MadMandi> oh sickle is your dual huh?
<wordin> Yes, I am his dual.
<Darthsikle> are you at least 18 mandi?
<MadMandi> yeah you're older than me. By about twenty years.....and i'm still more mature
<wordin> Nuh uh
<wordin> But you must admit that I have won over you.
<wordin> You cannot post this log!


Now, this is from a chat i'm having right now.

<wordin> Hello Mandi.
<Mandik> Wordin
<wordin> Hehehehehe... I knew you'd back down.
<wordin> Nobody stands against wordin.
<TK-spy> oh foo
<TK-spy> wanna bet?
<wordin> NOBODY!
<Mandik> hey how do you paste in here?
<wordin> ctrl-V
<Mandik> <wordin> NO! <wordin> DON"T SAYVE THE CAHT!
<wordin> Hey...
<Mandik> <wordin> NOO! <wordin> DON'T DO IT PLEASE
<wordin> I thought you didn't save it?
<wordin> You said you didn't save it!
<Mandik> <MadMandi> CU, should I post this little chat? <wordin> I hat e lyoui all <wordin> NOOO <wordin> BUT SHE COULD TAKE OUT YOUR PARTS DON'T POST ANY OF IT!
<Mandik> eh, I just had a little birdie send it to me
<wordin> God DAMNIT!
<wordin> You're still too afraid to post it, so no worries.
<Mandik> MM would you mind if I posted it?
<wordin> NO
<wordin> SAY NO MM
<TK-spy> no
<TK-spy> why would I care?
<wordin> I MEAN SAY YES
<wordin> YOU DO MIND
<wordin> DO NOT LET HER POST IT
<Mandik> You just fucked yourself wordin
<wordin> ITS AGAINST THE RULES
<wordin> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<wordin> FUCK FUCK FUCK
<TK-spy> riiiiiiiiiiiiight
<TK-spy> Says the guy who postd Daystroms rant about being god
<wordin> Oh god oh god...
<wordin> Please, I beg you
<Mandik> now where should I post it
<Mandik> GFHH?
<wordin> Oh please oh please
<wordin> I will give you all my karma... please...
<Mandik> that's right little piggy
<Mandik> squeal for me
<wordin> If I squeal, will you not post it?
<wordin> OINK OINK OINK
<Mandik> let me think about it
<wordin> OINK
<Mandik> ...........................
<Mandik> ......................
<Mandik> .........................
<wordin> I'm a little piggy!
<Mandik> NO!
<wordin> OINK OINK OINK
<wordin> DAMN YOU!
<Mandik> Tell me you love me wordin
<wordin> no
<wordin> I think you're a big meanie
<Mandik> then it's being posted
<Mandik> as well as this convo
<wordin> NO
<Mandik> yeppers!
<Mandik> the more you talk and beg, the more that goes into the post
<wordin> Oh... why why why....
<wordin> These thinngs always happen to me...
<Mandik> because you fucked with the wrong bitch, that's why
<wordin> Yes, I did
<wordin> I realize that now.
<wordin> I am so stupid.


Pretty good for a newbie eh?
 
Hahaha! Yeah! You rock.
 
Bump:bigass:
 
That was pretty good.
 
Well, I wasn't going to post it. I feel sorry for wordin, him being a gimp and all. But what the hell... :D
 
Well, I wasn't either. Then he baited me. So there ya go.
 
Where did you get that first log?
 
None of your business
 
That's an edited version of last night's chat...sensitive material edited out, of course. ;)
 
really? It doesn't appear to be edited to me? Eh, oh well. You still get the point that I kicked his ass.
 
Well, you only posted the section pertinent to you and wordin. That's what I meant. You didn't post the part about us having unlimited access to ExIsle's staff lounge and the urls to the pics of Rov getting head from a Gila monster.

I'm glad you didn't post that part.
 
Where did you get that first log?

I sent it to her. I can recognize the work of a master troll when I see it. Trolling this brilliant must be available for all the world to see.
 
I didn't get that part sent to me....and I wouldn't have posted that anyways......
 
Miranda : Aw, thank you Mr. Frosty.

Why are you thanking me, my dear? It's not you who's that master troll, it's wordin.
 
Why are you thanking me, my dear? It's not you who's that master troll, it's wordin.

Which is to say, you are a master troll. Isn't that right, my dear?
 
ooh Frosty is Wordins dual. How precious. But i'm sorry Wordin, you did not troll me.
 
Miranda : Clever, but I still whopped your ass...

DON"T SAYVE THE CAHT!

hehehehehe... I can't believe you bought all that nonsense.
 
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