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2026 MINE FIELD THREAD
- Thread starter CaptainWacky
- Start date
Loktar
Internet God and Defender of Park Benches
No. But feels like it. Might have DVT/blood clot. Thinking about going to the ER either later tonight or tomorrow morning.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Why does every day have the word "day" in it? Do they think we won't remember what they are if they don't? Months don't have "month" in their names. It's not "Januarymonth, Februarymonth..." So why do days have "day" in then? "Wednesday." WOW, THAT MOST BE THE NAME OF A DAY. THAT'S WHY IT HAS "DAY" IN IT. BRILLIANT.
Cunts.
Cunts.
Loktar
Internet God and Defender of Park Benches
Garfield hates Mon.
Taco Tues
Wednes Addams
Thirsty Thurs
Freaky Fri
Sat
Sun
Just doesn't sound or feel right.
Loktar
Internet God and Defender of Park Benches
Indeed. Right leg feeling less burn-y. I think my leg just needed rest and elevation for a few days.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
They would have different names without "day" in them. Like "Monuary" and "Tuesarch" but better.