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[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

I would very much enjoy it if this week would just fuck off.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Hot Take: If your country doesn't have an authentic castle, you shouldn't get a Traitors franchise. A really big house just doesn't cut it.

LOOKING AT YOU AUSTRALIA...

 

[Volpone]

I've said it before, but it bears repeating: The entire point of non-cherry flavored Gummi Bears is so that you truly enjoy when you get a cherry flavored Gummi Bear.

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[CaptainWacky]

Is there s away to just get all your teeth replaced by unbreakable metal teeth so you don't have to worry about teeth ever again?

 

[Dr Dave]

You'd have to ask Jaws.

Jaws (James Bond) - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

There's this motherfucker that lives up the street from me that drives a newer model Dodge Charger with a modified exhaust. And it's loud. Nice car, really, but this dumbass keeps gunning it up and down the street practically 24/7, and it wouldn't be too annoying if he could keep his foot steady on the gas pedal but apparently he can't.

So I'm going to destroy it. Nothing too violent, I'm thinking either a high energy microwave burst aimed directly at the front end of the thing so it fries every electronic system under the hood.. Or I could just superglue some very small pebbles inside his valve stem caps so every day he winds up with four flat tires.

What say ye all?

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Remembering a friend of mine who died 6 years ago on this day. Army vet. And I was thinking about one of the first times we hung out together socially he was going, "Wouldn't it be cool if we could find a grizzly bear and dose it with LSD and cut it loose in the governor's mansion?" lmao.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

There's this motherfucker that lives up the street from me that drives a newer model Dodge Charger with a modified exhaust. And it's loud. Nice car, really, but this dumbass keeps gunning it up and down the street practically 24/7, and it wouldn't be too annoying if he could keep his foot steady on the gas pedal but apparently he can't.

So I'm going to destroy it. Nothing too violent, I'm thinking either a high energy microwave burst aimed directly at the front end of the thing so it fries every electronic system under the hood.. Or I could just superglue some very small pebbles inside his valve stem caps so every day he winds up with four flat tires.

What say ye all?

What's wrong with the old sugar in the gas tank trick?

I have whole motorcycle clubs racing past my window in the warm weather months. How does the rider not go deaf sitting in the middle of that noise?