CaptainWacky
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Predict the nature of the commercial advertisments which will air tonight during The Big Super Foot Game.
A man is standing in front of a billboard in a busy city with the words "THE NEW SOUP" written on it. The man stands in silence for almost thirty seconds before finally saying "the new soup" himself. It starts to zoom out, showing the full majesty of the city, until you realise the buildings are all arranged to spell out the words "THE NEW SOUP." No other information is given in the advert and no product named "the new soup" is available to buy anywhere.
Eight different trailers for super hero movies.
An advert for Coca-Cola where Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson aggressively tells viewers to "hunt down and kill" anyone who drinks Pepsi "and I'm not even joking here, I, Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson, literally want you to kill anyone who drinks the wrong brand of Cola." Then he does the eyebrow.
An advert for the upcoming videogame Kirby and The Forgotten Land where the titular character inhales whatever stadium TBSFG is being held in. Kirby jumps around a bit. We then get an interior view of the stadium collasping in a massive earthquake caused by Kirby's movement. Thousands die. Kirby spits the wreckage into Whispy Woods.
An advert for Cher where she just reads out some of her tweets.
A man is standing in front of a billboard in a busy city with the words "THE NEW SOUP" written on it. The man stands in silence for almost thirty seconds before finally saying "the new soup" himself. It starts to zoom out, showing the full majesty of the city, until you realise the buildings are all arranged to spell out the words "THE NEW SOUP." No other information is given in the advert and no product named "the new soup" is available to buy anywhere.
Eight different trailers for super hero movies.
An advert for Coca-Cola where Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson aggressively tells viewers to "hunt down and kill" anyone who drinks Pepsi "and I'm not even joking here, I, Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson, literally want you to kill anyone who drinks the wrong brand of Cola." Then he does the eyebrow.
An advert for the upcoming videogame Kirby and The Forgotten Land where the titular character inhales whatever stadium TBSFG is being held in. Kirby jumps around a bit. We then get an interior view of the stadium collasping in a massive earthquake caused by Kirby's movement. Thousands die. Kirby spits the wreckage into Whispy Woods.
An advert for Cher where she just reads out some of her tweets.
