I finally got my dream job

[Mirah]

I'm going to be on a pirate ship finally!

 

[Dr Dave]

Congratulations! Do they supply the eye patch or do you have to buy it yourself?

 

[Mirah]

That is a good question. Since I already have one of my own that is pink and blinged out I will bring it and they may say, "NO! ONLY BLACK EYE PATCHES!"

 

[Volpone]

Not very pirate-y. And years out of date, but:

 

[CaptainWacky]

Will there be ducks?

 

[Dr Dave]

That is a good question. Since I already have one of my own that is pink and blinged out I will bring it and they may say, "NO! ONLY BLACK EYE PATCHES!"

You should find out.

 

[Mirah]

I will.
I don't know about ducks.
But there is a lot of paperwork for a pirate ship! Apparently EVERYBODY WANTS A RIDE!
And this job involves talking to a lot of people. A LOT!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

"ARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!"

(She knows what I said)

 

[Dr Dave]

Talking to the public is displeasing.

 

[Mirah]

Well, after lunch was better than before lunch.
Plus I saw some old pirate friends of mine, so that was nice.

 

[Dr Dave]

Are you allowed to push people overboard?

 

[Mirah]

I think so.

 

[Volpone]

Yarg, this thread makes me want to talk like a pirate. And that isn't until Sept 19.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I swear it's more than once a year -- every time it comes up I'm like "didn't it just happen a few months ago?"

 

[Dr Dave]

I think so.

I mean what is the point if you can't!

 

[The Beer Hall Pooch]

Fart.

 

[The Question]

Will there be ducks?

Pirate ducks that go, "Arrrrquack. No, we need to work on that." (They say it in duck language, tho.)

 

[The Beer Hall Pooch]

 

[Volpone]

What's a pirate duck's favorite Star Trek character?

QUAARRRK.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Can you dress as a pirate and therefore have the excuse to be rude to customers and when they complain say "I was just acting in character, matey!"

 

[Mirah]

Will there be ducks?

I walked onto the dock today and a duck flew into the water right in front of me. Picture will be on twitter.

So, that answers that one!