Is there an explicitly explicit forum here???

[Volpone]

Or is it just assumed that everything is NSFW at your own risk here. I have a post I am pondering presenting but even the optimal title is immediately NSFW.

 

[The Question]

Do it. This is not GrannyKingdom, and fuck anybody who would try to turn it into that.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Nobody uses the Tea Room anymore -- it's a good place as any for steamy stuff.

 

[Love Child]

This thread and title is NSFW. I want it labeled as such. It has too many "ex" which is just short for ( sex).

 

[The Question]

'Sexplicit'?

 

[Volpone]

One more Ex and it would be Triple Ex.

 

[The Question]

Sexcuse me...

 

[Love Child]

Sexactly.

 

[Love Child]

Volpone I am surprised that you asked this question, Eggs answered it and suggested the Tea Room but you posted your titty fucking thread in the Mine Field anyway.

Also
Always always always feel free to post these sorts of stories in the Badlands.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

He didn't do anything naughty -- I didn't answer the question until after the thread was posted.

And I thought about suggesting the Badlands too.

 

[Love Child]

OH I see! Thank you for the clarification Eggs Mayonnaise!

 

[Volpone]

I figured you guys really wouldn't care where I posted it, and I'd have far too much to drink, so I posted the question semi-serially, and went ahead with the thread in what I figgered was the most appropriate fora.

God knows this place could use the post count.

 

[The Question]

Where do we put the cream cheese porn?

 

[Loktar]

Where do we put the cream cheese porn?

Just spread it on my cheeks.

 

[The Question]

That does seem an appropriately pornographic answer.

 

[Volpone]

So. "Cream cheese porn." Other day, someone posted their steak with taters and asparagus on FB and it looked good. I kind of wanted to reply "I kind of want to have sex with this." Which brings me to other things I can't say on Facebook (not because I'll go to Facebook Jail, but because I'm a civilized human)--when someone has a hot teenage daughter and I want to ask if I can call them "Dad". Or when someone is hot and posts a pic and I want to say "I'll be masturbating to this later."

 

[The Question]

Or when you get the nigh-overwhelming urge to run pell-mell into a church during Sunday worship and shout, "Brussel's FUCKIN' sprouts, BITCHES!" and race right back out the door.

No?

Just me?

Okay.

 

[jack]

Or when you get the nigh-overwhelming urge to run pell-mell into a church during Sunday worship and shout, "Brussel's FUCKIN' sprouts, BITCHES!" and race right back out the door.

No?

Just me?

Okay.