Why are some people so angry that some other people like eating avocados?

[CaptainWacky]

Are they just secretly jealous and want all the avocados for themselves?

 

[Cassie]

AVOCADOS ARE DELICIOUS.

 

[The Beer Hall Pooch]

Avocados are bloody nasty.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I don't care for avocados in their natural form, but I love guacamole.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Same.

I don’t have a problem if people enjoy avocados, I’m just sick of them trying to shove it down our throats.

 

[Dr Dave]

AVOCADOS ARE DELICIOUS.

Agreed!

 

[I Love Cunt]

Are they just secretly jealous and want all the avocados for themselves?

I like your post time.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Oh and AVOCADO TOAST? Suddenly toasted store-bought bag bread is the latest TRENDY THING they can overcharge for. FUCK!

 

[The Question]

I don't care for avocados in their natural form, but I love guacamole.

This.

 

[CaptainWacky]

What if they're the secret to immortality?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

They are nice and fatty, I'll give them that.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I BET THE MILLENNIAL SNOWFLAKES VAPE AVOCADOS INSTEAD OF SMOKING A FATTY LIKE IN MY DAY 4:20.

 

[Dr Dave]

Oh and AVOCADO TOAST? Suddenly toasted store-bought bag bread is the latest TRENDY THING they can overcharge for. FUCK!

I have a friend who is vegan who eats that.

 

[CaptainWacky]

AND WHY ARE CHILDREN'S TV SHOWS, WHICH I DON'T WATCH ANYMORE AND HAVE NO KNOWLEDGE OF, NOT AS GOOD AS IN MY DAY?