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My niece got married today
- Thread starter whisky
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Starship Coyote
The Merchant of Menace
Was she a virgin?
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
More importantly, which Disney Princess is she?
Colonel Kira's Left Tit
Bearded Belly of Bajor
Well at least you didn't have to buy a gift.
Fuddlemiff
Is this real life?
How rude.
Getting married is indeed rude.
Starship Coyote
The Merchant of Menace
issed:
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Someday we will evolve into living sex dolls with detachable parts.
And then it won't just be French people who fart in each others' gen'l di-rectiawn.
Mirah
I love you
I don't know why I thought for a moment that this needed clarification, or that I needed to specify that I understood what it meant. But in my head I thought, "Monday night I could be fucking the male version of the doll, and Saturday night I could be fucking her." WTF I didn't really have those thoughts.
Sorry about your niece Whisky, or not sorry. At least you didn't have to buy a wedding gift? I mean srsly wtf. And stop by here more often.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Sorry your family are shitty.
Starship Coyote
The Merchant of Menace
I'll take that bet.
ETA: This is my 11, 111th post in this shithole.
ETA: This is my 11, 111th post in this shithole.
Starship Coyote
The Merchant of Menace
Sounds like she's schizophrenic.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Maybe there were only geese invited to the wedding.
Starship Coyote
The Merchant of Menace
The original question has not been answered.
Was she a hu-wer?
Was she a hu-wer?