The Minefield Wank Bump Thread

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Wank with chips & a medium Coke?

 

[Love Child]

Dude, this just isn't working for me

 

[curiousa2z]

@Cassie SassyPants: in the same day but not at the same. Unless it were summer in which case all of the above AND in a canoe!

 

[Mirah]

@Cassie SassyPants: in the same day but not at the same. Unless it were summer in which case all of the above AND in a canoe!

!

 

[Love Child]

A strawberry and a nice cold apple slice.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I might before going to sleep. We'll see.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Did everyone have a good Valentine's Wank?

I did.

 

[vixie]

I would say most people had a night of it and not just a wank either.

 

[curiousa2z]

I got lucky.

 

[Cassie]

I thought about wanking, but I didn't.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I also was going to last night but didn't.

 

[whisky]

There have been a couple of nights in February where I was just too damn tired.

I do however wonder if all the wanks I have ever had could actually fill a bath by now?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I think my wanking days are over.

 

[Cassie]

http://www.moonmac.com/Mormon_masturbation.html

PRAY THE MASTURBATION AWAY BUT DON'T MENTION MASTURBATION TO GOD, OKAY?

 

[Harkley]

NO CASSIE DO NOT DO ITT

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'm eating tacos instead of masturbating. But I can't promise how long this will last.

 

[jack]

No one can eat just one.

 

[vixie]

I had to read that twice Jack!

 

[Love Child]

http://www.moonmac.com/Mormon_masturbation.html

PRAY THE MASTURBATION AWAY BUT DON'T MENTION MASTURBATION TO GOD, OKAY?

I am afraid if I click on this link I will not want to masturbate. But I wasn't going to anyway, but I have been having sex/wank dreams lately!!! Why ?!??!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Why not!