I must find this again...

[headvoid]

People voluntarily add MSG to their food?

I had a friend who was in the merchant navy and on a long journey to Asia. He was friends with the Chef, but there was one guy who was a dick (let's call him Dick). He also made it a particular hobby of his to be a dick to the Chef. This was an unwise move.

6 days out of port, the Chef put on some Sweet & Sour. Dick got some super extra MSG in his food. He then spent the next few hours switching between thinking he had had a heart attack to thinking that everyone wanted to kill him with plastic cutlery.

Why the fuck would you voluntarily want to put that shit in your body?

 

[Cody]

People voluntarily add MSG to their food?

I had a friend who was in the merchant navy and on a long journey to Asia. He was friends with the Chef, but there was one guy who was a dick (let's call him Dick). He also made it a particular hobby of his to be a dick to the Chef. This was an unwise move.

6 days out of port, the Chef put on some Sweet & Sour. Dick got some super extra MSG in his food. He then spent the next few hours switching between thinking he had had a heart attack to thinking that everyone wanted to kill him with plastic cutlery.

Why the fuck would you voluntarily want to put that shit in your body?

I had the same experience from mixing really good coke and weed.

Because it fucking tastes good, same reason us fat fuck 'muricans shovel mcdonalds mcshitfood down our necks.