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I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE IT ANYMORE. I NEED TO TALK TO JETHRO.

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
ONLY HE CAN ABSOLVE ME OF MY MANY, MANY, AND I MEAN MANY, MANY SINS.
 
He's out there somewhere, with his bible, on a unicycle.
 
Marrying loads of men and women.
 
PRAY YOUR SINS AWAY!
 
IT WOULD BE AN HONOUR TO CALL HIM FATHER FUCKNOSE.
 
I'm very interested in marrying the loads of men with women.
 
I want him to write reviews of the Narnia movies.
 
I've got Jethro locked in a box AND NONE OF YOU WILL EVER GET THE KEY.
 
Does he at least have Stephanie Beecham for company? She has some delightfully entertaining stories about her time on Dallas. Or Dynasty. Whichever it was.

Really some very delightful stories.
 
KATIE 543 NOW WITH THE SMOKING GUNNS SAY IT AIN'T SO?
 
I'VE GOT THE KEY, I'VE GOT THE SECRET?
 
What's the project about?
 
OMG THEY'RE BRINGING PROJECT CATWALK BACK INNIT!
 
EJO's been working on it.
 
JETHRO.

I LIT A CANDLE FOR YOU TODAY, JETHRO.

THEN I BURNED A CHILD WITH IT, JETHRO.

ALL BECAUSE OF YOU, JETHRO.

I HURT A CHILD FOR YOU.
 
He was on my facebook for a long while, then he just vanished, I was hoping he would come back three days later, but I got nothing.
 
I think one day he just decided to remove all the people with connections to the TBBS spin-offs, though as I remember it, he forgot a couple of people.
 
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