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Made My Bed

Mirah

I love you
This morning.
















I make my bed almost every day.











I made it yesterday too.


















I'll make it again once more.
 
Ok.
 
I haven't made my bed in years.

(no surprise there:))
 
Mirah you're my hero in every way.
 
I sleep standing up.
 
Well you made your bed, missy, now you can just lie in it!
 
I applaud you. My bed is like an auxiliary closet; I make my couch every day.
 
I made the couch today.
 
I made pizza and spinach dip today.
 
I barely made it.
 
I made a job interview for early tommorrow morning. wtf was I thinking? So tired from making the food all afternoon.
 
I have to go to a kitchen supply store tomorrow. I'm trying to find my wife a proper apron.

Not such a popular item anymore as it turns out.
 
May the forks be with you.
 
I have to go to a kitchen supply store tomorrow. I'm trying to find my wife a proper apron.

Not such a popular item anymore as it turns out.

This amuses me. : )

I have some awesome aprons from a relative.
 
I have to go to a kitchen supply store tomorrow. I'm trying to find my wife a proper apron.

Not such a popular item anymore as it turns out.


Not even the "Kiss the Cook" and "headless bikini clad sexy woman" ones?
 
Got it! Full on, high quality, heavy duty cotton chef apron. $25 and change. In a nice copper/rust sort of color. Ding.
 
I made it to the couch last night.
 
I don't have a couch.
 
You don't need one. Couch=overated. My couch is uncomfortable. I rarely sit in it.
 
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