Did you know...

[Dr Dave]

That today there are still people who are pro penguin?

That's right, more then 50 people each day say something nice about penguins!

Here are the facts:

Pengins are part of the tri-animal conspiracy against men!

Penguins arn't even proper birds, they can't fry!

Pengins are bad.

What can be done about this?

People need to be educated about penguins. If you hear people saying how nice and cute penguins are, tell them the truth, give then the penguin facts.

We must all do our part to end the pro penguin ways.

 

[Loktar]

Penguins can't fly but they can sing and dance. And are super nice and cute.

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[Dr Dave]

*sighs*

 

[Cassie]

Killer penguins guard the ice wall (AKA ANTARCTICA). They are part of the NWO conspiracy.

 

[Dr Dave]

THEY KNOW NO BOUNDS!

 

['Gear]

Did you know it's pronounced - Pen joo in?

 

[Loktar]

*sighs*

Sorry, I'm not going to pretend to be anti-penguin.

 

[Dr Dave]

Why pretend!

 

[Loktar]

Because I'm pro penguin.

 

[Dr Dave]

How can anybody in this day and age have such backwards thinking?

 

[Loktar]

Yeah how can you?

HUGGLE A PENGUIN!

 

[Dr Dave]

Never!

 

[Loktar]

Tickle a Penguin?
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[CaptainWacky]

Of course they can fly, the just do it when we're not looking...

 

[Dr Dave]

If that's so, they are shiftier then I first thought.

 

[Loktar]

If so, that makes them even cooler/cuter than I first thought.

 

[Dr Dave]

The definition of cool these days ain't what it used to be.

 

[Loktar]

True, but its still a far cry from being shifty.

 

[Ilyanna]

Penguins can't fly

Your argument is invalid.

 

[Dr Dave]

You expect valid arguments from people who are pro penguin?