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The Mine Field Olympics

Dr Dave

pillzlol
Suggest Events here:

Greesed Scotsman chasing.
 
Duck rape marathon.
 
Michelle Trachtenberg picture collecting.
 
I'd like to not suggest guess-a-main.
 
Pole vaulting.
 
Legitimate Top 100 Scifi Genre Character Selecting.
 
Menty stalking.
 
The 100 meter Metal Feet Dash.
 
Female Celebrity Ranking.
 
Geese Shooting
 
Competitive Star Trek Watching.
 
I have to make up my own event before I read anyone elses...............

THE CAPS LOCK CAPTAINWACKY WALK: YOU CAN ONLY WALK ON ALL CAPS AND YOU MUST

Jump over a bar with an angry Cassie Face:mad: (I don't think this is the right face)

HOw about "Toss a Cock?"

Toss Cocks from Cassie's magical collection into the ring and see which will go farther.

How about "Vault over Tisi's Tits Event?" This is my personal favorite, and I will be the judge!

And my final suggestion for the moment, "PILLS LOL RELAY!"
Hand off pills to your teammates while crawling to your car and reaching for your keys the morning after!
 
JUST GOING TO DIE relay race.
 
Loktar Door Surfing Event
 
Mirah Kidding/Not Kidding Labiarinth(Labyrinth? Fuck I can't spell today) Adventure.
 
Wacky Wanking - It's just me, masturbationg in my bedroom. Alone.
 
Curiousa2z Curling
 
Would that entail sliding her down a iced rink?
 
Being Awake to Figure Skate with Tisi (at work) and Eggs (insomnia) at Sunrise EST.
 
Would that entail sliding her down a iced rink?

Most likely.

Don't worry,she'd have protective clothing on to prevent ice scrapes and other injuries.
 
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