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Best video game hero: Mario or Zelda?

El Rod of Jerico

El Rod of Jerico

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It's gotta be Zelda, he accomplished some amazing quests.
 
Mario has those cool suits and can shoot fireballs though.

Plus he's so nice they named him twice Mario Mario.
 
Is this a "troll thread"?
 
So if I posted "Zelda isn't a he" I wouldn't have just been "owned"?
 
Plus Zelda didn't do shit, really, except get kidnapped like ALL the fucking time. You'd think a princess would have heard of Rufies...
 
The answer is clearly Starfox.
 
I HAVE NOT!
 
I SAID GOOD DAY!
 
I'm just starting to explore Zelda games, so my heart still belongs to Mario. Probably always will.

But if I were Mario, I'd much rather save/rescue Zelda than I would that cockteasing bitch Peach.
 
Link is my favorite, but that's because I haven't played many Mario games.

I NEED MORE TRIUMPH FORKS :rwmad:
 
Donovan said:
Plus Zelda didn't do shit, really, except get kidnapped like ALL the fucking time. You'd think a princess would have heard of Rufies...
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Umm,

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SPOILERS!!!!
 
She's awesome and very much involved in the action in Spirit Tracks.
 
SAUSAGEMAN said:
Umm,

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THAT's Zelda? WTF is wrong with her thighs???! They build a McDonald's in Hyrule or something? Jesus Christ I don't think anatomy works that way, and I'm pretty fucking positive that breasts bound in bandaging material don't work that way. That chick isn't a badass, she's a Cerebral Palsy Awareness poster...
 
And in Mario2 Peach could jump the length of the fucking room. Let's see the deformed tart above do THAT while she's busy flashing titties...
 
Of course it's Link/Zelda.
 
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