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Is this the week to feel down?

whisky

Boobie inspector
For some reason this week is bumming me out big style, and stuff that would normally flow over me is just filling me with an overwhelming desire to find the nearest empty field and scream my lungs out.

If this is national suck week, I hope it hurries up and gets over with.

Either that or swap to the other, better sucking.
 
Maybe there's a giant alien vagina running through the centre of the Earth and it's sucking all the joy from the world.
 
I understand. The news that Madonna will be this year's Super Bowl halftime show has hit us all pretty hard.
 
Maybe her velocoraptor arms are a subtle advert for Terra Nova.
 
I understand. The news that Madonna will be this year's Super Bowl halftime show has hit us all pretty hard.

It can't be as bad as The Black Eyed Peas were last year...

Right?
 
She'd have to vomit onstage to top them.
 
Maybe she will reveal her flappy cunt in a wardrobe malfunction
 
Her wizard's sleeve, you mean.

I've been having an odd old week. Is it normal to feel really up and then really down from minute to minute? (no hooker jokes, Bick, if you're reading this)
 
This week is pretty awesome 4 me so far!;)
 
why don't we all KILL EACH OTHER and see if that helps
 
DO NOT WANT!!
 
So far the weeks been ok, except for last night.

I was talking with a friend and I asked said friend if he wanted to hang out on friday, his response was "Doesn't bother me".

This irritated me, and well I decided that I won't be hanging out with this person.
 
SOUTHERN JUSTICE.
 
This "doesn't bother me" person needs to have their eyelids stapled to a passing car.
 
He could've had the common decency to lie and claim he already had plans. Gosh!
 
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