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Are squirrels the second best animal after cats?

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Or is it bees?

(Ducks don't count as animals.)
 
Squirrels are little shits.

Bumblebees are nice. If you do it right, you can even catch one in your hand and pet it for a while.
 
dogs.
 
I like squirrels, and unlike cats one of them hasn't decided to run out behind our car every time we reverse it out of the garage lately.
 
I like those green beetles that look like they're made out of metal.
 
Ladybugs are where it's at.
 
Alabama ticks are where it's really at.
 
Ferrets, monkeys and rats are where its at.
 
Naked mole rats. 'Nuff said.
 
Fur is what the cats are for.

Everything else: Naked mole rats.
 
Well, maybe not everything everything.
 
horses ferrets dogs & cats rule....and they all know how to earn their keep
 
horses ferrets dogs & cats rule....and they all know how to earn their keep

With some proper training monkeys know how to earn their keep...plus look so cute in their monkey butler uniforms.
 
What about seals?
 
I saw a monkey on tv who was adept at retrieving spoons and shit for his disabled owner.

He would go for the spoon and fuck with every single shiny or loud to on the way to and on the way back.

Monkey assistant - Not so efficient.
 
Monkeys are just hobbits in disguise.
 
What?!
 
Where do you think Hobbits went?
 
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