How many Bulgarians...?

[Donovan]

How many Bulgarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They call the secret police, then everything is screwed.

 

[starburst]

OBVIOUSLY, OVER 9000!!11!!!!!

 

[jack]

How do you make a dead Bulgarian float?

Make sure you use some ice cream.

 

[jack]

How did Germany defeat Bulgaria in WWII?

Quite easily.

 

[Charlemagne]

I thought Bulgaria was an Axis power in WWII.

 

[Loktar]

OBVIOUSLY, OVER 9000!!11!!!!!

...Stupid Bulgarians.

 

[starburst]

No u

 

[Homo Erectus]

I thought Bulgaria was an Axis power in WWII.

Shhh don't tell Jack. he's on a roll.

 

[Loktar]

Shhh don't tell Jack. he's on a roll.

They named a sandwich after jack? I bet its a hero sandwich.

 

[Homo Erectus]

yeah because he's full of baloney.

 

[jack]

u jelly 'bro?

 

[Homo Erectus]

llike a grape.

 

[jack]

:bigass:

 

[Cody]

I have no jokes to contribute to this thread, so i decided to shitpost instead.

(rhyme time)

 

[Loktar]

Oh look there's a tree, excuse me while I take a pee.

 

[Cody]

It seems that some will be taken aback
Because it appears this thread is hijacked.

 

[Loktar]

I doubt they will give much fuck, that the Tea Room is occupied by Loktar and a redneck schmuck.

 

[Cody]

You listen here oh man of small peter
Go back to school, and work on your meter

 

[Loktar]

I ain't a goddamn meter maid
wish I was then I'd get paid.

 

[Cody]

Maybe you should just lay back on the booze
I hear youve been fapping to pics of tom cruise