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Tisiphone

Tisiphone

Elitist Redheaded Trollop
About a guy who in between making out with me is getting a little bible beater on me? I mean, if you're trying to convert me, shouldn't you not want to engage in premarital sex? LoL.

Points in his favor: He looks like a young John Cusack and rides a kick ass motorcycle.
 
Tell him you don't like the idea that he's thinking about man whenever he's with you.
 
There ya go!
 
Or do I just bring out the sinner and should turn him away so not to lead him astray? :(
 
Never go out with someone who wants to change you, because once they have they will probably leave you for someone who is more like you used to be before.
 
He clearly has his priorities switched around.
 
Silly editing time limit.

I meant "a man (Jesus)", not "man (humanity)". I know everyone knew that but still...
 
Show him some Richard Dawkins videos.
 
You should tell him if your not interested in the bible stuff.

If he can respect that and you two want to continue having fun, then good. If he cant accept that then any sort of "fun time" activities may not be in your best interest.
 
Eat a banana really suggestively in front of him and see if he says bananas are proof of intelligent design rather than something sexual.
 
Dr Dave said:
You should tell him if your not interested in the bible stuff.

If he can respect that and you two want to continue having fun, then good. If he cant accept that then any sort of "fun time" activities may not be in your best interest.
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THIS.
 
If he can't stop himself from bible beating, then he will be controlling in other ways as well. Because he will have concluded that anything he does (including things that have nothing to do with being a good Christian) is somehow righteous, and anyone else's way needs to be corrected.

Run.
 
Tell him your conscious won't allow you to suck the dong of a Christian unless he can read Revelations and cum at the same time.
 
Tell him to beget his pants off, turn his snake into a staff, and see if he can part the red sea.

Wait: tell him you only want the sermon AFTER the mount.

Wait, wait: tell him you'd love to stay chaste but you're from Babylon.

Wait, wait, wait: Tell him even Jesus had Passion at least once.


Wait, wait, wait, wait: Tell him in the valley of darkness, only his rod and staff can comfort thee.

Okay I better stop now.
 
Wait wait wait! Tell him it's easier to put his dick through a needle than to enter the kingdom of Tisiheaven!

Wait wait! Tell him he's going to have to multiply the size of his loaf before it can get with the fish in your basket!

Wait wait! Tell him to fuck off!
 
TELL HIM A NEW TISIPHONE ADVENTURE EPISODE WILL BE POSTED AND YOU CANT FUCK HIM BECAUSE YOUR ANTISIPATING AN EPISODE WITH EGGS MAYO IN IT AND WILL BE BUSY WRITING FAN FIC ABOUT IT.
 
TELL HIM YOU THINK HE SHOULD KNEEL.
 
KNEEL BEFORE TISIPHONE!
 
Looks like I may have ran him off anyways, so oh well. Another one bites the dust.

ALL GREAT SUGGESTIONS THOUGH
 
It's too bad. He loves Spartacus, and quoted both Big Trouble in Little China and Anchorman.
 
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