MINE FIELD STREET PARTY

[CaptainWacky]

OMGZ WE NEED TO HAVE A STREET PARTAY FOR DA ROYAL WEDDING!!!!

IT'LL BE LIKE A BAR THREAD BUT EVEN BETTER BECUZ IT'S FOR THE ROYAL WEDDING!!!!

*hands a suspicious ROYAL WEDDING SAUSAGE to the next poster*

 

[CaptainWacky]

*boogies down for the ROYAL WEDDING*

 

[FBI parte due]

*****BAR THREAD******

{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{WACKY}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

 

[headvoid]

I actually went to a street party late today for about 5 minutes. It was organised by my local town and there must have been 600 plus people there

There was a brass band, plastic chairs and crap wine plus a drooling pensioner.

Then I remembered why the tradition was dying out.

 

[CaptainWacky]

*hands headvoid a patented WACKY DOG HOT DOG*

 

[Cassie]

*enters the street party wearing a hat made of LIVE DUCKS

 

[Dr Dave]

TOP LEVEL IDEA CAPTAINWACKY!

*tosses pillzLOL into the crowd*

 

[CaptainWacky]

omgz!!!

*hands Cassie some DUCK FOOD for her DUCKS!!*

*hands Dr Dave an ICE COLD ALCOHOL FREE BEER*

 

[Cassie]

*EXCITABLE ducks break free and attack Fergie (they hate her like snakes)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I CAN"T WAIT TO CHOW DOWN ON SOME ETHNIC FOOD WRAPPED IN FOIL THAT COMFORTABLY FITS IN THE HAND!

 

[Dr Dave]

omgz!!!

*hands Cassie some DUCK FOOD for her DUCKS!!*

*hands Dr Dave an ICE COLD ALCOHOL FREE BEER*

Thanks!

*EXCITABLE ducks break free and attack Fergie (they hate her like snakes)

As they well should.

REMEMBER FERGIE BIG GIRLS DON'T CRY! SO NO CRYING WHILE YOUR KILLED BY DUCKS!

 

[CaptainWacky]

*boogies to THE BLACK EYED PEAS*

 

[Dr Dave]

GET DOWN WITH YA FUNKY SELF!

 

[Love Child]

I CAN"T WAIT TO CHOW DOWN ON SOME ETHNIC FOOD WRAPPED IN FOIL THAT COMFORTABLY FITS IN THE HAND!

i LOVE WALKING and holding my food at the same time and sitting on wet lawns and buying crap i don't really need like that handy nifty wire copper head massager THAT I STILL HAVE but it FELT SO GOOD when they did it to me.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

 

[headvoid]

*hands drooling Pensioner to Eggs

 

[Fuddlemiff]

There was a street party near us but when we went to have a look everyone was really insular and eyed us suspiciously. But we had our OWN party that was much better anyway.

{{{{{{{{{{{{{{KATE MIDDLETON'S FACE}}}}}}}}}}}}

 

[headvoid]

Did you all go in Nazi Uniforms shouting SHE MARRIED THE WRONG PRINCE?!?!?

That can set people on edge sometimes.

*Dances the Macarena in the see through Kate Middeton dress

 

[Fuddlemiff]

No, unfortunately my SS uniform was at the cleaners (brain matter leaves such stubborn, oily stains, don't you find?), so I persuaded everyone to dress in an "Out of Africa" theme.

 

[CaptainWacky]

*parties to the thought of Kate and Wills probably having dirty royal honeymoon sex right now*

 

[headvoid]

Kate likes it up the arse, just saying, don't shoot the messenger!