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What if you have a finite number of wanks?

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
What if we're all born with a certain number of wanks that our body can produce and we'll all eventually run out (unless we die first or don't wank much)? What would you do?
 
Charlotte posed this question once on Sex & the City, although she was talking about orgasms in general.

WACKY IS A CHARLOTTE! :shock:
 
It could be like highlander, where if you kill someone you take their share of the wanks
 
Women make 40,000 eggs plus or minus a few hundred before their ovaries become useless. They then get really hairy, and the ovaries descend out through that little hole in the bottom and become...

wait, that's not it.
 
I'm pretty sure I'd know by now if there were a finite number of wanks. According to my calculations I've had 36684 wanks to date, and there's no sign of stopping yet.
 
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Dr Dave said:
You only have one in your town?
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He burned it down. He was pissed it was not a GAY porn shop. It actually showed heterosexual porn. So, he poured the gas, and lit the shop in protest. Then, he flew home to San Francisco to be with his main man.
 
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