FIGHTING CACTUS!

[Dr Dave]

SPINY SPINY!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Remember that episode of Friends where Joey sat on a cactus and then Chandler tried to pull it out and accidentally stuck it right in Phoebe's eyes and Joey's shit was all over the spikes and it was fucking disgusting and Phoebe actually died inside that day?

 

[Homo Erectus]

erm...no?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Season seven.

 

[Consumer]

Was that one of the ones with the Borg Queen?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yep, she guest starred as Rachel's now boss and chronic masturbator.

 

[Dr Dave]

I have watched very little of that show.

 

[Loktar]

I have watched very little of that show.

I watched all but the final season.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Final season was the best. When Ross killed that cat right in front of the (already broken inside) Phoebe's face to "prove" that there is no God...then there was just ten minutes of silence until Phoebe finally broke down crying and Ross smiled smugly. Amazing stuff.

 

[Loktar]

I'll watch it someday.

 

[The Tomtrek]

I liked the one with the napalm.

 

[Dr Dave]

The one where they waterboard Phoebe was interesting.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Monica's OCD taking a sinister turn after her baby was stillborn and carrying it around as if it was alive ("Hold our baby, Chandler. HOLD IT!") was a work of genius.

 

[Dr Dave]

Remember when they tried to smuggle coke up Ross's ass, but he farted them all out at Rachel's face and she got really high?

 

[CaptainWacky]

That was a two part episode!

 

[Seph]

i like the one where chandler was sarcastic.

 

[Loktar]

Little known fact: I was the ugly naked guy on Friends.

 

[Seph]

figures.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I liked it when Chandler witnessed a mugging but did nothing to intervene.

 

[Cassie]

I liked the one where Chandler got a Christmas bonus and spent it all on cocaine and hookers, and then waved a machete around on the roof shouting "I'M WINNING"