I was in a store yesterday & this cunt mother said...

[Henoch]

...to her child...

"Shut the hell up or I'm going to pick something up & shove it up your ass"!! :shock:

CUNT issed: !!

It's really a shame that just anyone can become a parent.

 

[Dr Dave]

Did the child shut up?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Maybe the child said "buy me Bonestorm or go to Hell!"!?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Makes you wonder what her usual discipline routine is if that's the first phrase that comes to mind.

 

[Henoch]

Makes you wonder what her usual discipline routine is if that's the first phrase that comes to mind.

You're right. She was probably on her best behavior because she was out in public. Hard telling what that child endures behind close doors. Sad.

 

[Love Child]

Aww this will disturb me for the rest of the day. : (
That bitch.

 

[Henoch]

Aww this will disturb me for the rest of the day. : (
That bitch.

I like your new av.

 

[Cock]

Which sex shop were you in when this altercation took place?

 

[Dr Dave]

!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I prefer being an uncle. When funtime is over, my sisters have to take over for the not-fun parts.

 

[Loktar]

I prefer being an uncle. When funtime is over, my sisters have to take over for the not-fun parts.

Yeah being the fun uncle rocks. I still want kids of my own someday though.

 

[Dr Dave]

It's already been decided by my friend (who's a chick) that I'm going to be the crazy uncle.

 

[Cock]

I am a dad. i am ALSO the crazy uncle..

Watch me pull the end of my finger off.......

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

lolpoop

 

[starguard]

[youtube]ZBO5V0IZcs0[/youtube]

 

[CaptainWacky]

Maybe the child was a robot.

 

[Henoch]

Which sex shop were you in when this altercation took place?

Walmart...the toy isles.

 

[Loktar]

Walmart...the toy isles.

Walmart sells sex toys?:hmmm:

 

[Henoch]

^^^I think so

 

[Loktar]

^^^I think so

That would explain why my giant novelty pen doesn't write but vibrates alot.