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If I were a girl I would never stop looking at my own breasts.

The Tomtrek

Love Wookiee
Ever.
 
Can I look at your breasts now? Please. I would really like to look at your breasts Tomtrek.

I'd make a terrible dude LOL.
 
I'd probably stop.
 
"I could never be a woman, 'cause I'd just stay home and play with my breasts all day."

- Steve Martin, L.A. Story
 
Patriarchal pig.
 
I'd probably open a small knitting & cross-stitch shop in the town, and marry a quantity surveyor called Graham.
 
And let him play with your breasts.
 
Well somebody has to.
 
I am Japanese man

If you stop to juck off (probably only for men and nocturnal emission is nothing for it) you can gain these effects.

1.skin becomes very beautiful if you have skin disease.

2.you can become hunk face.

3.you can get nice head if you are baldhead.

4.you can become reasonable weight if you are fat or thin body.
 
If you had BOOBS you wouldn't be so excited about boobs. Except the nipply parts, BUT IF YOU MESS WITH THEM TOO MUCH THEY'LL GET SORE OR SOMETHING I GUESS.
 
LOTIOn
 
I love it when girls look down and you catch them. I hate it when I feel the need to look down for a real reason like maybe I dropped something on them and Really I am looking to see what but I am not looking at my tits I swear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
I just pulled my shirt out and looked at my tits. SO EXCITING.
 
It's alright to look at your own tits.
 

Oh sure, you say that now and maybe for a few months or so, but eventually your tits would be flaunting themselves begging for attention, practically throwing themselves in your face and you'd be all "JESUS CHRIST, can't you see I'm watching the game? And where's that beer I asked for?"
 
That's why most women keep them tied up in restraints.
 
tits r the fun
 
I'd never make it as a girl.
 
I find it odd that Loktar hasnt commented on this yet.
 
I find it odd that Loktar hasnt commented on this yet.

My jokey comments were mostly ignored in the bra discussion thread. And also like you, I self censor because I know the discussion/joking of my moobs and/or crossdressing make some members uncomfortable.
 
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