The "eat what you want, dont exercise" diet

[whisky]

Its not going so great.

Better get back to cornflakes and just dance again.

 

[Loktar]

Its worked for me for 30+ years.


(Not really. Moob pic lol)

 

[CaptainWacky]

What if Jamie Oliver comes over to your house and shouts at you?

 

[whisky]

I put it down to lack of willpower, and too handy stockpiles of biscuits.

 

[Henoch]

Its not going so great.

Better get back to cornflakes and just dance again.

This is the same diet I am currently on. In a perfect world this would work.

 

[Consumer]

Eat two meals a day (breakfast and "Linner", dinner about 3:30).

Walk as much as you can.

Won't melt the weight off, but keeps you "level".

Also: don't drink beer.

 

[Henoch]

Also: don't drink beer.

:smfhuh:

 

[FBI parte due]

Alternately, you could just start biking everywhere. It's not like England has winters to speak of.

 

[FBI parte due]

Yeah, vodka'll keep you thin and sexy.

 

[Cassie]

What if Jamie Oliver comes over to your house and shouts at you?

I'd snuggle him.

 

[CaptainWacky]

HE'D FORCE VEGGIES UP YOUR BUM

 

[curiousa2z]

he would, too.

 

[Jethro]

I have lost 40 pounds in the past 6 months. Seriously.

But it is making my balls itch.

 

[Homo Erectus]

you chopped your beard off?

 

[Yub]

I'm gaining weight. I don't care.

 

[starguard]

My Doctor placed me on a very special diet. She said that I can only eat...what taste good.

If it doesnt tase good, then its not good for me!

 

[Robert "Monkey" Loggia]

I have lost 40 pounds in the past 6 months. Seriously.

But it is making my balls itch.

That took me a couple of seconds to get.

 

[Homo Erectus]

you could explain for us retards.

 

[Robert "Monkey" Loggia]

Well, I gathered that he was referring to a really hair scrotum.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I thought he had a leg amputated to be more like Sturmde.