Does my cat love me?

[Hambil]

Sometimes I think he does. I mean, I leave me door open to my bedroom and he comes in on his own and he snuggles right up with me and is that not love?

Then he leaves, do to something (probably sleep 4 feet away) and I feel unloved.

Then he comes back, and claws my face until I feed him and I feel used.

I am so confused.

 

[Ilyanna]

Yeah, cats will do that to you. They're mean little fuckers.

 

[The Call Of Nature]

yep. Cats are like men in many respects. I prefer dogs, rats and hamsters.

 

[Ilyanna]

Cats are like men in many respects.

^mmmh and I love both of them equally

 

[The Call Of Nature]

hmm, kinda makes you wonder whether lesbians prefer dogs

 

[CaptainWacky]

None of my cats have ever clawed my face.

 

[headvoid]

Cats are incapable of love. Don't fool yourself.

He probably doesn't even know your favourite rod Stewart song

 

[CaptainWacky]

CATS ARE CAPABLE OF A GREAT MANY THINGS

 

[Ilyanna]

^Unfortunately, though, loving humans isn't one of them.

 

[Dr Dave]

When you die, your cat may try and eat you.

Keep that in mind.

 

[Ilyanna]

In fact, this snuggling up you've taken for a sign of love? He's just checking if you've already stopped breathing so he can start devouring you. The purring's just a camouflage.

 

[Mirah]

Stop being so insecure.

 

[Dr Dave]

Mirah's av may try and eat you!

 

[Cassie]

My cat only loves toes.

 

[Dr Dave]

For now.

 

[Pandora]

My cat only loves toes.

My one cats prefers you to pet her with your feet. I believe she was seriously inbred.

 

[Love Child]

Why are there so many fucking animals in this thread? WTF

 

[CaptainWacky]

CATS.

 

[Loktar]

When you die, your cat may try and eat you.

Keep that in mind.

MEOW is shorthand for MEAT NOW.

 

[starguard]

Cats are also very territorial. If you have just one cat that has lived with you for a very long time, then decide to bring a new kitten home for him or her to "play with", you'd better have a good injury vet on standby