Fun Facts about Seph

[Dr Dave]

He once kicked twelve midgets down a hill to get in the world record books.

 

[Seph]

only to have it bettered the next day by [you] with a record 23 African midgets.

 

[Dr Dave]

21 actually, the other two ran off.

 

[Seph]

Well who the fuck are you to argue with fake fucking guiness book of records?

 

[Dr Dave]

Seph owns 4 tankes, one made out of discarded pizza boxes.

 

[eloisel]

21 actually, the other two ran off.

That is okay. I chased them down and have them tied up in my basement. They are anxiously waiting for you.

 

[Seph]

[you] is always kidnapping people.

 

[Loktar]

*kidnaps Megan Fox, Michelle Trachtenberg, Summer Glau, Natalie Portman, and Scarlett Johanssen and prepares for year long orgy/rape*

 

[Yub]

Seph is going to be raped in prison for all the prison wives he molests.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Seph invented all drugs known to man in his shed "for a laugh."

 

[Cassie]

Seph is wearing a bikini made of spaghetti.

 

[whisky]

only to have it bettered the next day by whisky with a record 23 African midgets.

Thats because none of them would say "what'ya talking about Willis!"

 

[whisky]

And I wouldnt have fallen for the youtag if I had slept last night.

 

[Seph]

yes i thought it was good to drop a few as no one uses them these days

^thats a fact...

 

[CaptainWacky]

Seph punched a bear in the cock once because he thought it was his mate Mad Bill dressed as a bear (it wasn't, it was a real bear.)

 

[Seph]

Seph made his 13,000th post right here.

 

[Dr Dave]

Seph tosses cabbage at small children in the park.

To date he has injured 23 children, 3 parents, and a partridge in a pear tree.

 

[Donovan]

Seph in real life has done a hundred things more insane than anything we can think up for this list.

 

[Silhouette]

Seph is a Cunt!

 

[Loktar]

Seph is a Cunt!

NO U!