The boogeyman

[Love Child]

Is under my bed. I need Cassie.

 

[Hambil]

We all need Cassie

 

[Tisiphone]

Cassie eases the pain.

 

[Conchaga]

If I had my bedtime fantasy league it would consist of LC, Tis, and Illy.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Hitler needs Cassie.

 

[Gagh]

Was he eating worms under your bed, too?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Why did he have a big clcok

 

[Conchaga]

What's a clcok? Is that german for penis?

 

[headvoid]

Considering Cassie keeps the penis' of her victims in numbered jars full of formaldehyde under her bed, I wouldn't be asking her for help in this area.

 

[The Tomtrek]

I wish I could live under a girl's bed.

 

[Love Child]

Please live under my bed The Tomtrek.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Does it have WiFi?

 

[Love Child]

Of course.

 

[Conchaga]

I wanna live under LC's bed, right next to her other sex toys.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Of course.

Sold.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I wish I was a girl.

 

[Ilyanna]

What's a clcok? Is that german for penis?

Actually, Penis is german for penis. Yes, we are that unoriginal. Oh, wait... YOU GOT THAT ONE FROM US lol!
Also - clcock, as beautiful a word as it is in its written form, makes my tongue want to flee from my mouth every time I even think of trying to vocalize it. Since my tongue is very dear for me for multiple reasons, I think I'll stick with teh Penis, fyi.

 

[Conchaga]

I can think of all kinds of uses for your tongue being outside your mouth.

 

[Tisiphone]

The possibilities are endless.

 

[Loktar]

"Master the possibilities"